Well where have I been? Of course Mildred lovey and I have been far to busy to update our journals so I decided to leave a quick note informing every one that I've been on a vigerous publicity campaign promoting "murder on the hogwarts express" which exposes the true scandelous nature of Hogwarts ( Read more... )

IN YOUR FACE ARGLE ( Read more... )

On opening my email box for the first time in months I discovered that not only did I have twenty seven new emails asking if I wanted a bigger penis I also had a letter of undying love.
Now of course I get hundreds of fan letters every week but really this one quite moved me , apparently I am this young witches soul mate ( Read more... )

ARGLE IS INSANE ( Read more... )

Oh so you finally admit that you are in the wrong miss? after everything you did? after you built up my expectations only to shatter and destroy them like the horrible siren of misconceived beauty that you are.

And as for argle my name is Gilderoy Ignacious Lockhart , you stole my woman prepare to DIE!

There was some sort of magical revolution in bali begun by lower class wizards who no longer wanted to be ruled by powerfull dark familys ( Read more... )

I have spent the last six days behind a waterfall dressed in a burlap sack. According to Master Lobsang this really is the only way to get in touch with my creative force and energy which will allow me to become the BEST ARTIST EVER ( Read more... )

I suspect that I'm suffering from a creative block.
Oh Millie why did you do this to me?

Tomorow I shall be finally leaving for bali where I will submerge myself in the wilderness and paint beautifull garish portraits starring half naked slutty women which should all be very interesting ( Read more... )

The anti christ has gone ( Read more... )