I have decided to flee to Siberia

[golden_lockhart]

There is nothing else for it , in five mintues I will be apparating to Siberia. There is no further use for me here , my class room is full of idiots such as Draco Malfoy this weather is doing horrible things to my complection. And I suspect that Argle is attempting to steal my position as prettiest teacher. The final straw was Mildred ,

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[mildred_hallows]

Gildie? If you're still there I want to apologise to you for my rash decision... did you really mean you liked me underneath all that powder and gloss?

[argle]

Lockhart darling, you fear too much for your status as the prettiest teacher, but I do admit, youll look more dashing with a tan... may I suggest Bali? Most exotic and spiritual place, close to Australia (dratted place, stay off there).

Keep in touch,
Argle Vector

[golden_lockhart]

Yes Bali! filled with lots of pretty young woman to help ease my tormented soul!
I will go there to become a great artist and eat coconuts!

[argle]

One word of advice: Dont drink anything I wouldnt drink!