Body Guard Service - Revamp!

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♥NEW AND IMPROVED HONEY-CHAN SUPER BODYGUARD MATCHMAKING SERVICE♥

Yo everyone! This is Honey-chan coming over the airwaves to you Discedo, bringing with her the new, improved bodyguard service

Comments

[f_u_robots]

A body guard service? You?

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Mm. You sound surprised Rocky-kun~

[f_u_robots]

You don't strike me as the sort to provide such services.

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Surprises come in many places, young grasshopper. Such things you will find on life's winding path.

Surprise! You get me twice in a row. BUT FOR DIFFERENT REASONS.

[bluecorp_ceo]

What a splendiferous thought! I have been feeling a bit at risk since arriving here! How nice to know that all my safety concerns could be handled for me!

Really, when you're as important and magnominous as myself, you're bound to become the target of lesser personages!

Your Name: Redd White
Your Frequency:
Bodyguard(s) of choice: Your best, of course!
When You Need Them: Immediately!
Where You Need Them: To accompany where ever I am!
Are You Chipped or Unchipped?: I'm afraid I don't understand the question...chipped?

y halo thar 1/2

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Wow! That was so stupid it looped around and blew out the other end into pure genius? Are you a comedian?

[bluecorp_ceo]

E-Excuse me?

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[baratiesbest]

Sure thing, Miss Honey~! Thank you for keeping me on the list! ♥

Your Name: Sanji
Your Frequency:
Where You Live: Marshall
When You're free: Mostly mornings and late nights, but I got a flexible schedule! We can always arrange something~
Special Skills: I'm an excellent fighter.
Are You Chipped or Unchipped?: Chipped. Doesn't make much of a difference though.
Required Payment if Applicable: None for the ladies~! Male applicants need to be discussed on a case-by-case basis.

[baratiesbest]

Ah... (...) Ace isn't around anymore. He got sent home a couple of days ago.

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Eh? Really?

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I guess it's better that way then.

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Mm. Good luck at home, Ace-kun.

[weaponxi]

This isn't for me but fer someone that gets picked on a lot.

Your Name: Eald'narche
Your Frequency:
Bodyguard(s) of choice: Anyone as long as they are trrrustworthy.
When You Need Them: Anytime he walks out of Gohl House
Where You Need Them: Just about everywhere he goes
Are You Chipped or Unchipped?: Chipped

[weaponxi]

Since you don't want me near ya, someone has to watch yer back.

[personalninja]

[Just. What is this I don't even.]

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Hello~ Welcome to the Honey-chan Bodyguard Matchmaking Service, how can I help you today?

[personalninja]

What sort of payment are you offering for this service?

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Supplies mostly, since money is kind of worthless. You know, clean clothes, toilet paper, food... that kind of stuff.