Mar 27, 2010 13:27
♥NEW AND IMPROVED HONEY-CHAN SUPER BODYGUARD MATCHMAKING SERVICE♥
Yo everyone! This is Honey-chan coming over the airwaves to you Discedo, bringing with her the new, improved bodyguard service!
Well, not quite yet. You see everyone, since the food shortage, I've been totally out of the loop what with one thing or another, so I'm gonna give this service a total renovation! So we're gonna do things a little differently. First of all, I want the bodyguards to sign up. If I know you and trust you already, you're in, you just need to fill out your info.
Sanji-kun, I'm not taking you off the list at all since you're a good guy all the way! I just need you to fill out the new stuff~ Also ask Ace-kun if he wants in! I'd do it, but I can't find that tattooed wonder anywhere. Mou.
If you're new or I don't know you, you're gonna have to pass an interview with yours-truly. And since it's gonna be your job to protect others... Don't think I'll go easy on you! Honey-chan has very high standards. You have to pass on personality as much as strength and skill.
So how it'll work is this: First of all, bodyguards sign up. Those that get in get added to a master list. Then, if you're looking for a bodyguard either for yourself or an establishment you've set up, you'll fill out the bottom form. Again, if me or anyone else on the team don't know you, you'll have to go through a little interview to make sure you aren't some axe-crazy maniac who just wants to get their next victim alone.
And if you are some nutjob using this to take advantage of either bodyguards or clients, I'll make sure you don't get away with it.
Okay! Let's get started everyone!
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