[Redd is not happy. He turns on his communicator to make a rant about all the things that have been happening since his arrival, how certain murderers have still not been caught, and how the recent turn of events only furthers his unhappiness, as he's great and deserves better, but in the end doesn't have much to say.]

I've had enough of this!

[ ( Read more... )

[ZAAAAP! There is a yelp from Redd's signal.]

STUPID THING! I haven't had much use for you, so why do you punilate me for leaving you alone?!

Hmph.

I have been far too busy with more important things than worrying about a device like this!

[The communicator turns on to show Redd looking mighty smug.]

Hoh hoh! Still having problems, Discedo?

[There is a pause.]On an unrelatiated topic, I have been thinking of offering a reward for whomever can come up with the identity of the one who attacked me months ago. I have been told time and time again that it is a matter that is being ( Read more... )

[The video turns on to Redd pacing. He seems unaware that he is being recorded as he paces and talks to himself.]

How is it that someone of my personage is still in such a place? In such a position? This seems inconceviablistic! Do they not know who I am? Do they not know what I am capable of? Redd White is too important and splendiferous to ( Read more... )

Hm...I have been rumininating over things and I realized I've been here for nearly three months. Me! How erronite and wrong to think that my personage has been held captive for so long in such a place! Why, it's unacceptable ( Read more... )

[ZAAAAAP!]

OW!

[There is the sound of various things being moved around before Redd's voice comes through more clearly.]

...DID THIS THING JUST SHOCK ME?!

Hoh hoh! This whole occurance is rather strange, isn't it? I wonder why it is personages such as myself are so underaffected. No matter! The scientists must recognize my greatness and know it would have been fruitile to try and mess with my mind! Hoh hoh ( Read more... )

SEIFER!

I've just had my life threatened! I need you here immediately! If you can't make it, I'll have them send another, more reliable replacement! I won't have a repeat of last time!

Police! I have found the one who came after me and did those awful things to me! I JUST KNOW IT! Arrest that strange person at the end of this feed! He won't ( Read more... )

S-SEIFER!

I told you it was a necessitance that you remain by my side at all times, did I not?! I hired you to protect me! What do you call this? It's unexcusable and I'm going to see that your pay is docked. DO YOU HEAR ME?!

You better have an adequate explanation for slacking in your duties, Seifer!

[5% Locked to Honey:]I demand you dock ( Read more... )

Well! Those were certainly some pictures, weren't they? Hoh hoh! I must say, that artist who's been giving me such grief has quite the home life! I can see now that he's no threat to me! After all, he appears to be very busy his friend. Hoh hoh! With all those late night rendezvisions, how could he possibly have time for anything else, much less ( Read more... )