Body Guard Service - Revamp!

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♥NEW AND IMPROVED HONEY-CHAN SUPER BODYGUARD MATCHMAKING SERVICE♥

Yo everyone! This is Honey-chan coming over the airwaves to you Discedo, bringing with her the new, improved bodyguard service

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[personalninja]

[Just. What is this I don't even.]

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Hello~ Welcome to the Honey-chan Bodyguard Matchmaking Service, how can I help you today?

[personalninja]

What sort of payment are you offering for this service?

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Supplies mostly, since money is kind of worthless. You know, clean clothes, toilet paper, food... that kind of stuff.

[personalninja]

[He considers this for a moment, and then he nods.]

Alright.

[going_to_change]

Yay!

Just fill out the form up there, and you can drop by my place for an interview!

[personalninja]

[SUPPLIES ARE GOOD and the next part is sent as a text message. Also note that it's in Japanese, if that matters at all.]

Your Name: Yamazaki Susumu
Your Frequency: personalninja
Where You Live: (He left this one blank.)
When You're free: most times
Special Skills: I can complete any task given.
Are You Chipped or Unchipped?: (also left blank)
Required Payment if Applicable: food and other supplies

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[Honey can read it no problem.]

Okay! The information you put down is pretty general, so I'd definitely like to meet you face to face.

When are you free to come in for an interview?

[personalninja]

Two days from now.

[That gives him time to scout out the building all ninja-like and make sure it's not a trap.]