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Thursday, 19 May 2011.

Well now. It's been quite some time, hasn't it?

I do apologise if I've been somewhat neglectful in my social obligations, but I've been otherwise preoccupied with a...certain project of mine. I've been hesitant to speak of it at all as it first was little more than a passing whim of mine - one I never truly believed would come ( Read more... )

23 April 2011

Whoever thought to send me an...an exotic dancer today? Your sense of humour or your sense of what I desire as far as presents are concerned is right horrible. Next time, simply a card (but none of those dreadful ones that play that bloody awful music when you open them) would be suitable.

Not to mention there's no time for things of a ( Read more... )

Ffff, okay. Not sure if anyone is even interested or if everyone is already burnt out over the love meme, but if you want to continue a thread you had with Arthur - where I posted on yours or vice versa - please post here with the link to the thread(s) you want to continue~ Please post here if you want to start a new one too ( Read more... )

Monday, 7 March 2011

How the bloody hell did glitter get onto my eyebrows.

If someone could inform me how one effectively removes microscopic pieces of shimmery plastic from one's person, I would be much obliged.

[On the kitchen table in a certain drafty house, there is a simple box - no wrapping, no bows, no frills (no nonsense) to be found. The only discernible feature is a white tag with the name Dewi taped on top.

If intended recipient cared to get his lazy arse moving and open the bloody thing since it's been sitting there for a couple days, you utter ( Read more... )

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Name: Agatha Christie Kirkland
Nickname(s): Some idiots seem fit to call her Aggy, Queen/Lady Fuzzy Brows, Erotic Ambassador...
Age: 24
Residence: The Myrtles House (which for some strange reason now has a masculine aura to it, hmm...)
Occupation: A prominent female authoress.
Personality: Obstinately the same. Just because he is a she now doesn't mean ( Read more... )

Dewi: Go pretend to be the Doctor elsewhere. ~Arthur

Rory: Don't think I don't know. ~your brother

Peter & Raivis: Please don't tell Peter who this was from. ~A. Kirkland

Alfred: Go and learn something about culture. ~A.K.

John: I wasn't sure where you wanted to go if you could go anywhere...so I went with the safest bet. Hope that's quite alright. ~ ( Read more... )

I'm not coming in within 1km of a shopping district until this wretched season is over. Also anywhere that has holiday discounts. The lot that is attracted to those sort of things are shamelessly vicious and have no qualms about head-butting COMPLETE STRANGERS. Last time I go to--

...O-on a completely separate note...does anyone have any ( Read more... )