"So blunt..." Hitsugaya cradled his head into his hands as he muttered to himself. Matsumoto was ( a migrane in human form for him. A migrane with breasts, yes, but... )

What was that saying that Jinta had been using the other day? Ah, yes. "Things are afoot!" Or was it 'evil'? Either way, the sentiment was correct. ( Urahara was going on a booty hunt! )

Padding along the pavement by the river, Yoruichi was of the opinion that ( she was damn hot, even as a cat! )

"Our big move will come in the winter, when they aren't expecting it. Until we are fully ready here, ( get on your knees and suck it, Grimmjow )

Hitsgaya almost collapsed to his knees as he was let go, rasping for precious oxygen. He growled as he noticed how the other two were so calm and collected, continuing with their discussion; did they not realise the captain-in-charge was about to die?!( WAS IT BECAUSE HE WAS TOO SHORT TO BE NOTICED!?! )

Because nothing says "WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE HERE! ♥" like a thread list. =3

Human World
Train Station of Dorky Hawt: Orihime, Misa, Matsuda
Coffee Shop of Cranky: Ishida, Rangiku, Hitsugaya
Riverbank of Oh Shit: Yoruichi, Rukia, Light, Temp!Ryuk

Hueco Mundo
Evil Lair of No Nachos! D=: Aizen, Grimmjow, (Ulquiorra)

Orihime frowned thoughtfully, debating ( whether she should go for a threesome or just drag Misa off to porn. )

Hrm. That was mildly impressive( . Ishida hadn't known Rangiku could contort like that! )

He wanted ( to be ass-raped. Oh Grimmjow, you asked the RIGHT man. )

Rukia glanced about the crowded street, unconsciously pulling her grey skirt farther down her legs. ( Light liked them young, didn't he? )