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It's been a while....
Wow. This thing is still alive. I miss you, LiveJournal. Arsebook has now taken over, but is no-where near as articulate. :-( -
Temping Job No. #156
Recruitment Agency: Hi goddess_livvy !!!! Are you free tomorrow? I'm a bit desperate as this is a bit tricky!!!! In the city!! Let ne know n I'll give you a call!!! thx! Please say yes...:-)
Me: Yes.
Recruitment Agency: WAHOOO!! I'll send details!! :-)
Later that day, my exclamaition mark-happy recruitment agent calls me to tell me that the "bit tricky" element ( Read more... ) -
Must work on forumlating a lucrative ponzi scheme
Due to my car and its incessant demands for expensive repairs (how can a seatbelt just die?!) I agreed to participate in market research last weekend which apart from being well incentivised, was also an amusing experience in people observation.
It was obvious from the beginning that we had all been cast to fit a particular demographic and I was ( Read more... ) -
Hello LiveJournal, this is goddess_livvy calling.
During my long absence I have managed to leave my job at Bank Wank, break three toes pole dancing, break up with The Boyfriend, holiday in Queensland and start a patisserie course or in other words, I'm still meandering blindly through life.
Leaving Bank Wank was liberating, albeit a teary affair. I met so many lovely people who made ( Read more... ) -
Things I Remember from The Office Christmas Party 2009:
- Downing shots of 'wet pussy' (it's now a drink, apparently)
- Falling over several times on the dancefloor because I spilled wet pussy all over my shoes, got a sticky foot which then kept adhereing itself to my maxi dress
- Getting het up about Russian and Ukrainian leaders. I don't even know anything about Soviet politics...
- Somebody trying to molest my ( Read more... )
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My Week of Adventures
Monday: Was called into the Boardroom to have "the chat" with my Manager about my contract. It's always suitably awkward when Managers make attempts at being jovial and socially integrated and it doesn't help that I can barely feign my contempt for him, but it all comes to an end on February 12, 2010!! No more menial Bank Wank tasks for goddess_livvy !! I ( Read more... )
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