Things I Remember from The Office Christmas Party 2009:
- Downing shots of 'wet pussy' (it's now a drink, apparently)
- Falling over several times on the dancefloor because I spilled wet pussy all over my shoes, got a sticky foot which then kept adhereing itself to my maxi dress
- Getting het up about Russian and Ukrainian leaders. I don't even know anything about Soviet politics...
- Somebody trying to molest my chocolate nougat bar (which I was awarded by the CEO for "Sartorial Exuberance") because it looked phallic.
- Upsetting aforementioned CEO by gifting him a copy of "How To Win Friends and Influence People"
Photo taken post wet pussy consumption.