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[god_of_omnomnom]

As amusing as eating ice cream with the lump on the couch is, I've grown quite bored of my current situation.

What's entertaining out there?

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[godly_gopher]

Well, there's people and parks and plays and things like that.

[god_of_omnomnom]

I'm afraid I don't know any of that.

[godly_gopher]

Oh that's right! you just got here didn't you. I'm sorry. I can show you about if you'd like.

[god_of_omnomnom]

You will? How generous of you? When can you do this?

You asked for it.

[togivewhatisdue]

Lump on the couch.

You have been tried and found wanting and I've got a bottle with your gods-be-damned name on it.

Bring it.

[god_of_omnomnom]

Only because you're adorable when you do that pouty thing.

How much of it?

[togivewhatisdue]

Hear that?

There's a throwing knife wedged in your door.

As much as she dares.

[god_of_omnomnom]

Actually, I did.

Why don't you come over here and take me on in close combat?

[wantsyourcows]

What isn't?

I could show you a few things.

[god_of_omnomnom]

You're of the male persuasion.

...Hebe's already offered. Thanks.

[wantsyourcows]

What's wrong with being a guy?

[god_of_omnomnom]

Frankly?

We've both got dangly bits and it doesn't interest me.

[iffygenes]

When I get bored, I tend to go to the animal shelter! I work there see...

Uh, there's books and stuff otherwise...TV...

[god_of_omnomnom]

What's an animal shelter?

[iffygenes]

It's a place where animals who've been abandoned or given up, are taken care of until they can find new homes. I go play with the animals, and help clean and stuff - walk the dogs, help feed them if I'm there around meal time.

[god_of_omnomnom]

How generous of you.

[murderousrepent]

I'd offer to take care of that lump on the couch but I'm afraid she's an old friend. We go way back.

[god_of_omnomnom]

Well, I'd rather have someone come take care of me than the lump. I mean Nemesis.