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[god_of_omnomnom]

As amusing as eating ice cream with the lump on the couch is, I've grown quite bored of my current situation.

What's entertaining out there?

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[wantsyourcows]

What isn't?

I could show you a few things.

[god_of_omnomnom]

You're of the male persuasion.

...Hebe's already offered. Thanks.

[wantsyourcows]

What's wrong with being a guy?

[god_of_omnomnom]

Frankly?

We've both got dangly bits and it doesn't interest me.

[wantsyourcows]

Were you looking for sex?

[god_of_omnomnom]

Not necessarily, but in case I end up doing so, I'd rather not be with you at the moment.