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Mar 16, 2009 18:36

As amusing as eating ice cream with the lump on the couch is, I've grown quite bored of my current situation.

What's entertaining out there?

hey you amuse me, kiss my feet mortals, he blows hot he blows cold, this god is displeased, love me

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You asked for it. togivewhatisdue March 17 2009, 01:51:39 UTC

Lump on the couch.

You have been tried and found wanting and I've got a bottle with your gods-be-damned name on it.

Bring it. god_of_omnomnom March 17 2009, 01:53:59 UTC

Only because you're adorable when you do that pouty thing.

How much of it? togivewhatisdue March 17 2009, 01:59:07 UTC

Hear that?

There's a throwing knife wedged in your door.

As much as she dares. god_of_omnomnom March 17 2009, 02:02:45 UTC

Actually, I did.

Why don't you come over here and take me on in close combat?

Don't insult her, she'll bring the rifle[s]. togivewhatisdue March 17 2009, 02:06:10 UTC

Can I have it back, please?

You'd never forgive me if I kneecapped you.

Close combat is much more fun, yanno. god_of_omnomnom March 17 2009, 02:09:42 UTC

...actually, hear that? That's me taking the knife out and stashing it in a secret location in my bedroom.

Why the violence, love?

She's acutely aware of this. togivewhatisdue March 17 2009, 02:17:30 UTC

This is the sound of me fixing the silencer to my gun.
That was a chunk of your door-frame going.
You can keep that round.

Because I'm a redundant goddess of retribution and[DELETED] this is how I am.
Are you going to give that knife back or do I have to come and get it?

Come over, baby, you know you want to. god_of_omnomnom March 17 2009, 02:34:22 UTC

The apartment manager is going to be very upset with you when I tell him I have to get a new door. And thank you, I will if I can retrieve it. It's sort of wedged into my carpet.

Come and get it, sweetie.

Careful what you challenge her with. togivewhatisdue March 17 2009, 02:36:21 UTC

Fine. I will.
And its sisters are coming with me.

He can take her. god_of_omnomnom March 17 2009, 02:38:40 UTC

They were welcome to join the party.

Cue rage and lip-biting ALL AT ONCE. togivewhatisdue March 17 2009, 02:45:40 UTC

The party in that secret location?

I'm not coming over there if you're trying to disarm me.

Oh, Adonis will bite that lip for her. god_of_omnomnom March 17 2009, 02:54:58 UTC

You'll never know unless you come and see what I plan to do to you for yourself.

She got writer's block. togivewhatisdue March 17 2009, 03:03:21 UTC

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Fine. But I'm not leaving without my knife.

We aim to please. god_of_omnomnom March 17 2009, 03:04:36 UTC

...as I said, you're welcome to try and retrieve it.

Bikinis aren't lewd. Just so you know ... >.> togivewhatisdue March 17 2009, 03:11:31 UTC

I intend to.

You'd better hope you find its sisters before I reunite them and use all four to crucify you.

Uh-huh. Of course they aren't. god_of_omnomnom March 17 2009, 03:41:20 UTC

We'll see about that.

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