As many resident New Yorkers and Westchester residents know, the New York city subway is planning on completing the 2nd Ave Subway line. This is a subway line having been planned since 1919 and it's completion has been started and stopped many times before in the past. So my question is, why now? Why is it the Metro authority of New York chose to ( Read more... )

What about the idea that every planet, ever, harboured life ( Read more... )

So let's say you know someone who claims they are a "Witch". They dress themselves in earth tones, drink herbal teas and drape long cloths all around their room, people often get hives from being in their room, etc. etc.

This is Not Magic. This is a form of being "one with nature" and getting back to your grassroots. While a lot of this may have a ( Read more... )

I'm pretty sure Michael Jordan started playing baseball just so they could make Space Jam


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It's too bad I don't have any friends at Purchase


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My Idea for a Troma movie

The Title:
Crack Smoking Retards

Mentally delayed people, smoking rock. And then they kill people. It's like that opening scene from Toxic Avenger IV, only a whole movie of it. Actually, it's exactly like TA IV's opening scene, so let's say what really happens ( Read more... )

Is part of growing up finding out that your parents learn everything from NPR?

Patti Smith sounds like vomit on my dick

Remember that time last year when Will and Carl walked into my apartment and I was standing in a pool of vomit in my kitchen wearing only my boxers and a pair of yellow rubber gloves and giggling hysterically?

Good news: I didn't puke up all the acid.

1. Picked up Billy Jock, his younger brother, in the middle of a bar and screamed 'IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY.'
2. Bought 12 tallboys on the Staten Island Ferry
3. Gave a random minority a tallboy and screamed, 'CAN I BUY DRUGS FROM YOU ( Read more... )