Funny Things Dan Jock did this weekend
1. Picked up Billy Jock, his younger brother, in the middle of a bar and screamed 'IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY.'
2. Bought 12 tallboys on the Staten Island Ferry
3. Gave a random minority a tallboy and screamed, 'CAN I BUY DRUGS FROM YOU.'
4. Insisted that 'HE HAD THAT LOOK. WHADDA YOU GONNA DO TO ME.'
5. After his younger brother's (Billy Jock's) party got interrupted by the Wagner College Security, sang the National Anthem and screamed 'IT'S A FREE COUNTRY,' at the Security Guards
6. Gave Colby Nathan $50 dollars for an order of wings
7. Despite being 32 years old, slept at Wagner College
8. Deciding that he was 'hungry enough to swallow all the cocks here, whole,' stayed at Wagner College after a person (myself) had said he was going to Manhattan and that, 'this way he wouldn't take the ferry alone,' "lounged" for at least one more hour and ate Domino's Pizza.
9. Admitted to 'Hate-masturbation'
10. Left the Brunch table for over 20 minutes and returned with 2 glasses of juice
11. Screamed at his younger brother, Joe Jock, 'WHAT CAN THEY DO TO ME? ARREST ME ON THE FERRY?!'
12. Joe Jock's rebuttal: 'That's what you said on Amtrack.'
13. Dan Jock's rebuttal: 'AND DAD PICKED US UP!!'
2. Bought 12 tallboys on the Staten Island Ferry
3. Gave a random minority a tallboy and screamed, 'CAN I BUY DRUGS FROM YOU.'
4. Insisted that 'HE HAD THAT LOOK. WHADDA YOU GONNA DO TO ME.'
5. After his younger brother's (Billy Jock's) party got interrupted by the Wagner College Security, sang the National Anthem and screamed 'IT'S A FREE COUNTRY,' at the Security Guards
6. Gave Colby Nathan $50 dollars for an order of wings
7. Despite being 32 years old, slept at Wagner College
8. Deciding that he was 'hungry enough to swallow all the cocks here, whole,' stayed at Wagner College after a person (myself) had said he was going to Manhattan and that, 'this way he wouldn't take the ferry alone,' "lounged" for at least one more hour and ate Domino's Pizza.
9. Admitted to 'Hate-masturbation'
10. Left the Brunch table for over 20 minutes and returned with 2 glasses of juice
11. Screamed at his younger brother, Joe Jock, 'WHAT CAN THEY DO TO ME? ARREST ME ON THE FERRY?!'
12. Joe Jock's rebuttal: 'That's what you said on Amtrack.'
13. Dan Jock's rebuttal: 'AND DAD PICKED US UP!!'