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in which we sing bye bye bbpie:
I broke up with Jonathan, my fiancé. It's my fault. It's all right, we'll be all right, we'll all be all right. -
in which we open .pages:
This computer program, slick and minimalist, offers me a range of document templates to fill with my own words. It’s the first time in a few months that I’ve opened a blank page, having rewritten my resume into various incarnations of my very best self at a glance. For too long I’ve worded myself into one-pagers for non-profits, temp agencies, ( Read more... ) -
in which too much has happened:
Either I don't write in here enough or things move too fast for me to note them down as I go. Every move a blitzkrieg, my self constantly embattled ( Read more... ) -
in which it was inevitable:
Now that I am no longer in love it is time to contemplate attraction. -
in which I get it already, god damn it
Dreamed I was in a large industrial complex with J, ex-boyfriend who has stopped speaking to me. We were speaking again, we were talking so much that we didn't want to separate even when I decided I needed to take a shower, so he came into the bathroom with me and perched on the sink counter while I went into a shower cubicle, stripped down, and ( Read more... ) -
in which i am sneering:
Everybody's so fucking boring. -
in which we continue the narrative:
In a yelling match tonight, my dad called me a coward, and I, proving him right, threw stuff in a bag and left the house. I experienced being homeless and broke for about two hours until the coffee shop closed and I walked back home through the rain for a hug from my mum. I hope my drollness is funny so far.
I inherited many things from my father ( Read more... ) -
in which we're succinct:
When your dad comes home and the first thing he says is "where's your brother" and then ignores you anyway, think of all your ex-boyfriends.
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in which we are experimenting with drugs:
Shrink says to keep an eye out for manic behavior while on this anti-depressant because it means I'm bipolar and not actually depressed. oH -
in which timmy reminds me to remind myself:
In no particular order, but with particular grouping:- Versace Man Eau Fraiche
- Bench Atlantis, Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap, Winston reds
- Davidoff Coolwater
- J.Lo Glow
- Polo Sport, Marlboro lights
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