"Doo-do-do-do-do-DO!

Oh, it's Butters' phone.
Yes, it's Butters' phone.
You've reached Butters' Stotch's lovely phone.

But he's not here right now,
No, he's not here right now,
So just leave a message and he'll get right back to you a...and...

Oh, hamburgers, I messed that up. Let me start that over aga--

*BEEP!*

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Oh no. Oh no, oh no, oh no.

It was happening again.

( And it was being cut, because Butters's world is very...special and comes with appropriate warnings for being wrong, just wrong. Not for the easily offended. )

See, Butters was on his way to the cafeteria, like he often liked to do on a Monday, even if he knew there'd be pizza at the frat, in a good mood and listening to some groovy tunes on his iPod. He had inadvertently put things on his Kinda Sexy mix, because, well, that was just the mood that was overtaking him, and no matter what his mood, it was ( Read more... )

So, while the weekend had been pretty interesting for Butters/Marjorine, and upon waking and feeling much more masculine again, Butters contemplated his femininity and model potential, his brain went back a little further and recalled with excitement the activities of one of his other alter egos ( Read more... )

Oh, sure, Butters was getting ready for Halloween; it was still one of his favorite holidays ever, and he had a really great explorer costume, too, which was mostly going to be his costume for a while until he switched over to Professor Chaos, the original costume a decoy to throw suspicion away from him as Professor Chaos's true identity. His ( Read more... )

"H-hey, Dad!"

Butters was laying belly-down on his bed, his legs up in the air and kicking idly as he talked on the phone, connected through to South Park, talking to his father.

Well, to the voice mail, anyway.

( It's clear it isn't our parenting. We're awesome! )

Butters wasn't exactly the type to go out and live the high life on a Friday night. Besides, he was still riding a wave of excitement from his classes and actually being on radio for real that morning...even if he'd done it on accident. And so he was in his room, lying on his stomach, with an action figure in one hand and a Phillip doll in the ( Read more... )

BEHOLD! INFO!

It's that most wonderful time of the semester! Here's my usual quick and dirty look at the characters under my control for Summer I 2011, starting as always with the brand new shiny one Those Most Important Notes To Read If You Read Anything At All notes are in bold for tl;dr-ish-ness ahead.

( The Innocent )