Oh, sure, Butters was getting ready for Halloween; it was still one of his favorite holidays ever, and he had
a really great explorer costume, too, which was mostly going to be his costume for a while until he switched over to Professor Chaos, the original costume a decoy to throw suspicion away from him as Professor Chaos's true identity. His
door was decorated, too, with the pumpkins and a
skeleton for the door, duh! He had super fun doing it!
But after he'd gotten ready, before he headed out to enjoy some spooooooky Halloween fun, he got on his computer to check his email real quick and to send a message home to tell his parents all about his plans.
And then Butters just stared at his computer for a good, long time.
He had to read
the article a few times, as if not ready to believe that it was true.
But it was true alright, and then there was a great big "Yippee!" echoing through room 216, and then Butters Stotch, dressed as an explorer, making excited dancing circles around it.
Best Halloween ever! Maybe now that the most beautiful woman in the world was single again, she might let him poke her butt next time.
[[ UM. HAD TO. Anyway, door and post are open! ]]