Title: Define 'Morality'
Characters: America/Romano
Rating: R
Warnings: filthy language and even filthier plot points
Summary: Also for aph_rarexchange--some 1920's-era hijinks. These people are not role models.

( Where it really started to go sour was when Romano got hit by the car. )

Title: Wednesday Night
Characters: America/Korea
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mentions of strange foodstuffs? This one's pretty rainbows and kittens, really.
Summary: For aph_rarexchange, in response to a request for America/Korea bromance. Just some cool dudes chilling out and a little bit of fusion food history, 'cause we like it classy up in here.

( Spam originated in you! )

Title: Matters of Some Small Complication ( Read more... )

Title: Deja Vu Is The Feeling You Get When...
Character(s): Prussia, Hungary, Russia, Poland, Lithuania, Estonia
Rating: R. Kinda.
Warnings: Graphic violence, slapstick, and just generally bad taste all around.
Summary: Inspired by interesting chat conversations with various people over the past few months and a certain well-traveled Hetalia fandom ( Read more... )

Oh hi well uh. I think this story may have broken me. And it got far longer than I ever actually intended it to be. So. Whatever, man.

Title: Bildungsroman (2/2)
Character(s): Germany/Italy, bit o' Liechtenstein
Rating: R for several non-graphic moments of OH GOD GERMANY WHY.
Warnings: OH GOD. WHY.
Summary: Germany learns to read. Twice.

( Germany can outlive most any thing. )

Breaking this one into separate bits because I can and because I guess it's kind of cheeky of me given the content. Part two to come later this week, hopefully with something else not slathered in Einsamkeit coming not far behind or ahead of it. I write too much Germany.

Title: Bildungsroman (1/2)
Character(s): Germany and Italy (mostly the former ( Read more... )

Title: Things to Do in Düsseldorf When You're Not Quite Dead
Character(s): England, Germany, France
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Double-strength awkwardness and general stupidity
Summary: England and Germany, as you must surely know, are the best of friends! And the best of friends of course spend lots of time together talking about lots of things, ( Read more... )

Title: Simple Division
Character(s): Prussia and Germany; bits of Russia and Hungary here and there
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, length, geeky German culture references and the Weimar Republic which probably warrants some kind of warning in general.
Summary: A long long LONG overdue gift for madelineusher, the prompt being two crazy brothers and cultural ( Read more... )

Title: The Art of Being Everywhere
Character(s): America, plus lots of other and probably more savvy people
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Longish; contains strong language and occasional strong language-warranting foreign policy
Summary: Being in two or three or seven places at once doesn't come to you on the first try. America still gets a pretty ( Read more... )

Title: Loyalty is a Relative Term
Character(s): Prussia, Germany, Russia
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Appearances by real figures, melodrama
Summary: WWII, in which something very badly needs doing and Prussia has some difficulties trying to get it done. Fourteenth or fifteenth time's the charm.

( The problem is not with Germany. )