Deja Vu Is The Feeling You Get When...

[geek_chronicles]

Title: Deja Vu Is The Feeling You Get When...
Character(s): Prussia, Hungary, Russia, Poland, Lithuania, Estonia
Rating: R. Kinda.
Warnings: Graphic violence, slapstick, and just generally bad taste all around.
Summary: Inspired by interesting chat conversations with various people over the past few months and a certain well-traveled Hetalia fandom

Comments

[tarafishes]

At first I was upset that he just kinda. . .died and no one seemed concerned. Then I realized that we see it the same way--he dies and then he comes back about five minutes later(if all goes well) and acts like nothing happened. I'd probably get tired of it after a while, too.

This fic made my. . .well, day, considering it was midnight when I read it. XD Good job, I really liked it.

And I don't think I'll ever forget the "Maybe we can do something romantic like play keepaway with Russia's heart next time. He sure as hell isn't using it, right?" part. Because now I really want to see that. Best game of keepaway ever.

And the humor wasn't in bad taste--to me anyway. I've laughed at worse things.

[geek_chronicles]

And really, given how often we've bumped him off in fandom you'd think everyone would be used to it by now. Glad you liked it, ha.

I'll bet they hide it in inconvenient places Russia is too big to squeeze into and it distresses him terribly.

Clearly we are each of us blessed with impeccable taste.

[tarafishes]

Now I want to draw Russia reaching between two counters for it or something from an angle inside the counter with Gilbo and Hungary smiling in the background. XD orz

|D I'm glad.

[mccarthyism]

Oh this is amazing.

But my question is what happens when he dies and doesn't come back? Just drag him out and throw him in the bushes?

[geek_chronicles]

Oh well thank you.

An excellent question! Perhaps Russia generously donates the body to his scientists or the space program so they can get some useful research out of it? Assuming he has not already done this sometime to prove a point.

[plushielover177]

May I just say I love everyone in this. And I love how this whole scene is just a common thing for the occupants in Russia's house, and how they react so nonchalantly. XD

[geek_chronicles]

They do live such long and colorful lives, these nations. I'm sure the novelty must wear off eventually. :D

[inuyashacooks]

ROFLLL this was such win XDDD

...and took an extra large bite of his toast as though in protest of the spectacle.

"Provocation! Deliberate!" Russia cried, throwing his hands up.

"Hey fuck you, I was being oppressed!" "Oh, dramatize." "fuck you, I was being oppressed"- I have to us that XDD

and the whole paragraph that ends in lithuania's "he's tracking blood all over the carpets, isn't he."

awesome XDDD

[geek_chronicles]

Honestly the real victim in all of this is Lithuania. Poor, poor Lithuania.

Thanks! :D

[omicheese]

I thought this was amazingly hilarious and it might have made my day. I was laughing even before he came back again. Morbid humor is some of the best kind sometimes. Not to mention the glorious irony of him dying in the middle of the first paragraph. I really loved this!

[geek_chronicles]

And it doesn't even matter what he DID in the first place (though, acting purely on his own judgment, it is quite possible that he deserved it).

Ohh Prussia.
♥