....There is a small family of spiders living in Crowley's houseplants. I am not sure what to do with them. Will there be paperwork to fill out if I squash them with a newspaper?

Speaking of surprises, I came across a lone duckling the other day, walking around the ship. I presume it is someone's pet?

When I took this job, I did not actually think there would be quite this much to be done. Poor dears.

Surely a few would not change matters much. And they were so young.

..

I will get no end of paperwork for this, I am sure.

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How many people have experienced losses today? So far it seems that some have become immune to pain, while others have lost their sense of sight? Hopefully it will not be permanent.

Crowley, I do hope you're all right.

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It seems like there is a lot of new travelers on the ship this month. Welcome to S.S. Thor! I am Aziraphale, your local book enthusiast and tea-drinker. Feel free to come by my apartment if you have any questions about the ship, or simply want a drink.

...Have the gremlin problem been fixed, by the way?

This new planet looks incredibly fascinating. I believe I will have to spend quite a bit of time on it, this month. Ah, and just for curiousity's sake, I have a question for everyone.

What do you live for?

[The feed shows Aziraphale, slightly less chipper than he usually appears. He clears his throat and straighten his glasses before speaking.]

Hello, ship, and the new refugees we have gotten lately! I hope everyone is managing well.

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Is it possible for the Guide to become infected with SpyWare or virus?

I am asking, because lately I have noticed that the camera function tends to turn on without being pressed. This was not a problem I had in the first months on board.

Surely we have some computer-savvy people on board, that might be able to look for anomalies in the Guides?

How many people have pets on board? I have considered getting one, but as of now I do not know how dangerous these alien versions are.

[The camera flickers on, and wobbly shows a middle aged man up close. He sets the camera down so it is steady, then sits down by his desk, muttering something about dragons. There are several books and stacks of paper behind him, dimly lit by a yellow lamp. Aziraphale pushes his glasses up on his nose before adressing the camera.]It seems like ( Read more... )