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Finally, the opportunity to work in a used book-shop again. I did not expect that to be an opportunity. It took a mountain of paperwork to get it done, but it was worth it.

[Aziraphale puts a closed sign on the door, looking rather pleased with himself. The sign has CLOSED on both sides.]

There, that ought to do it for now.

What happened to the young man was truly a tragedy, but at least he is in a better place now. I hope the perpetrator will be found soon. In the meantime, what are others doing to prevent such a scenario from repeating itself?

//Private to Crowley//

You signed up to be a stripper? Really?

I am trying to forget the, ah, kerfluffle between two particularly destructive entities not so many days ago. My question is this:

There will be a nativity scene on board. Will there be a Christmas tree, as well?

Three times in a row?

Tell me, do I have a note saying "Please put me in the same living area as Lucifer Morningstar" on my back? Because I fail to see how this could happen again! And again!

Say.

If you came across a book that was not meant to be read by humans, what would your reaction be?

Hypotetically, of course. This is all just a theory.

......

Besides, it might only be a copy.

Vampires and zombies, as well as werewolves.  Splendid.  Is there a way to make these plants grow faster?   The more I attempt to care for them, the deader they look. 

Some people have no respect for the library, despite our efforts.   How difficult is it to keep quiet?  Next thing you know there will be book burnings just for the entertainment.

Forgive me.  A warm welcome to the new-comers, I am called Aziraphale.

Lovely moon.  It is quite a shame about those rabbits: they appear to suffer from mental illness.

This has been a question that has been on my mind for some time. Is it possible for an angel to do evil? 

Does it always get this cold on this ship?  Perhaps it is time for some wine to warm one up.

And what is with the amount of penguins?

Now that the rather peculiar paperwork is done....  There appears to be a lack of book-stores on this ship.  Perhaps I have overlooked one? Surely people still read in this day and age.  After all, I was given this rather peculiar tome called the Guide.