[Aziraphale still hasn't quite gotten the hang of the Guide (and likely never will). This much is very clear when he pops up on everyone's screens. Well, everyone except this video's intended target. Aziraphale managed to, instead of making the feed private to Crowley, open to everyone who isn't Crowley. Silly angel ( Read more... )

[He'd nodded off in his tartan armchair while reading a book. Unusual. But even more unusual was waking up to find everything... Larger. Including his clothing. How strange ( Read more... )

[This is, by far, the most embarrassing job he's had to do on the Thor. Aziraphale is incredibly grateful that the knickers he's delivering are in boxes and wrapped so that he doesn't have to see or handle them ( Read more... )

[The feed turns on by itself, audio only. There are sounds of heavy breathing and a little bit of wood scraping against wood.]

Why do you always insist on doing things the hard way, angel?

Because I like things done properly. Really, dear.

There's nothing wrong with doing it fast and dirty, you know.

There's everything wrong with it. Ow-ow! Crowley ( Read more... )

[All you can see on the screen is Tartan. Of varying colors. And varying sizes. And in varying locations from the furniture to the rugs to the... Walls... Yes, someone is letting Aziraphale play interior decorator. Why is as good a question as any, though not likely one that will get results ( Read more... )

[This should be filtered to just Crowley, but he has no idea how to do it. It's amazing he could figure out how to use the video function on his own, to be honest. He, of course, does not realize his mistake in the slightest.]

[So here Aziraphale is. He looks entirely unperturbed by the heat with books aplenty in the background behind him. He ( Read more... )

I'm not quite certain I yet understand what has transpired. The apocalypse, perhaps? But if that were the case, I can't truly imagine I'd end up in this space-faring vessel. I feel at a loss. My books... All those years ( Read more... )

Honestly. What kind of a person leaves muffins in a bookstore?

[The feed comes on, catching two people unaware. Sitting in the biggest, patchiest chair in the bookshop is Aziraphale and a de-aged Aphrodite, reading from a book about fairy-tales. Aziraphale adjusts the lamp, and continues the story they have chosen.]

Next Thursday evening the White Bear came to fetch her. She seated herself on his back with ( Read more... )

Today is friday the 13th. Back on Earth, this day was thought to be a day of bad luck. Completely rubbish, of course. Still, it meant people avoided walking under ladders until the day was over. They also had an odd habit of watching horror films.

What I am wondering is, did the other worlds have similar holidays focused on, and avoiding, bad