6th Book || *Insert Euphemism Here* [Accidental Audio]
[The feed turns on by itself, audio only. There are sounds of heavy breathing and a little bit of wood scraping against wood.]
Why do you always insist on doing things the hard way, angel?
Because I like things done properly. Really, dear.
There's nothing wrong with doing it fast and dirty, you know.
There's everything wrong with it. Ow-ow! Crowley, stop pushing so roughly!
[Aziraphale lets out another pained squeak just as there is another scraping sound.]
How else am I supposed to do it? This is the proper way, according to you.
Yes but be gentle. Wait! Why are you putting it there? That's not where it goes!
This is where you told me to put it. You're not allowed to change your mind half-way through.
[There is a loud thumping and an exasperated grunt from Crowley.]
A little to the left... No! My left!
...How's that?
That's good. Right there. Perfect!
[Aziraphale's voice sounds rather satisfied and cheerful though Crowley sounds tired and a little out of breath.]
Good. I need a drink.
You always say that after strenuous activity...
[The feed cuts out about there as mysteriously as it started.]
((OOC note: RED is Crowley, BLUE is Aziraphale. :3))
Why do you always insist on doing things the hard way, angel?
Because I like things done properly. Really, dear.
There's nothing wrong with doing it fast and dirty, you know.
There's everything wrong with it. Ow-ow! Crowley, stop pushing so roughly!
[Aziraphale lets out another pained squeak just as there is another scraping sound.]
How else am I supposed to do it? This is the proper way, according to you.
Yes but be gentle. Wait! Why are you putting it there? That's not where it goes!
This is where you told me to put it. You're not allowed to change your mind half-way through.
[There is a loud thumping and an exasperated grunt from Crowley.]
A little to the left... No! My left!
...How's that?
That's good. Right there. Perfect!
[Aziraphale's voice sounds rather satisfied and cheerful though Crowley sounds tired and a little out of breath.]
Good. I need a drink.
You always say that after strenuous activity...
[The feed cuts out about there as mysteriously as it started.]
((OOC note: RED is Crowley, BLUE is Aziraphale. :3))