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[Welcome to room 7-2. It seems to be an ordinary night... Urahara is wearing an apron and is in the kitchen, and it seems that he's about to address the guide properly when Yoruichi walks in, and things get... a little strange.]

What's for dinner?

It's- [...the word is held for longer than usual. And then. Urahara Kisuke breaks into song. To the

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[action]

[goneonenight]

[frowns]

[steps over a couple of kittens]

[is just...not going to talk if she doesn't have to]

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[Is trying very hard not to sing.

But he's humming. Oh dear. It's no use.]

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[goneonenight]

[flops on the couch to wait for him to finish dinner]

[tries to block out the humming and absently scoots over to let Bowie jump up on the couch next to her]

[she doesn't yet notice what he's carrying in his mouth]

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[Goes back to chopping up the vegetables for the nabe. And still singing.]

I'm cooking! I'm cooking!
For the one I love~
She's hungry She's hungry
Today Today

[surgingwave]

[... he has to ask,] Commercial?

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[To the tune of a certain Pinocchio song:]

I've got this sudden urge to sing
Along to almost everything!
It's quite strange, as you can see.
There's no off switch for me.

[surgingwave]

[Oh, he gets it. His response is a quiet chuckle.]

I see. You've got a pretty good tune, Urahara.

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[Sighs forlornly.]

I don't know when
I don't know how
But I have to stop this thing right now!
Someone like me
Just shouldn't be
Singing like a girl!

[forgoodromance]

[ she is at a loss for words ]

[goneonenight]

[Yoruichi also wishes she were at a loss for words]

[forgoodromance]

[ she is resisting the urge to give criticism. ]

That was... something.

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[Speaking now, oh thank god it's stopped for the time being...]

It's really quite exhausting, if I'm honest.

[Oh wait, here he goes again]

It's seems I'm one with the singers oh
It's troubling, woe is me!
I've tried to stop
But these tunes still bop
It seems incessantly!

I want to be a man who's talking
And not be a buffoon
Who carries conversations
Upon a catchy tune.

Oh wouldn't you know what I could do-oo-oo
I want to talk like you, talk to you, too-oo-oo.
You see it's true oo-oo,
Someone like me-ee-ee,
Can't live like this, oh what should I do-oo-oo?

[forgoodfashion]

... Was that supposed to be a song parody?

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[And yet another one.]

I... don't... know,
I have no control over this thing.
All I know is I've got an
Uncontrollable urge to sing.

And I know it's true
That strange things happen
On board this ship.
But if it won't end
I'll go round the bend,
This just isn't fun
Now it has begun,
It just. Won't. End.

[forgoodfashion]

... What's really confusing is why you're singing to the tune of classic Disney songs.

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[And now another]

Noooooo idea. I don't know why,
It's a mystery, that I'll say.
Why am I stuck singing these songs?
I'd prefer the Beatles any day.

[supersedure]

[ what

what are you doing to my Yoruichi-sama

what the hell is going on

...what have you two been smoking oh no Yoruichi-sama don't you know alien weed is extremely dangerous? ]

...

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[Must not sing must not sing must not sing]

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Well?!

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[Shakes his head.]