18 [video]

[trickstermentor]

[Welcome to room 7-2. It seems to be an ordinary night... Urahara is wearing an apron and is in the kitchen, and it seems that he's about to address the guide properly when Yoruichi walks in, and things get... a little strange.]

What's for dinner?

It's- [...the word is held for longer than usual. And then. Urahara Kisuke breaks into song. To the

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[forgoodfashion]

... Was that supposed to be a song parody?

[trickstermentor]

[And yet another one.]

I... don't... know,
I have no control over this thing.
All I know is I've got an
Uncontrollable urge to sing.

And I know it's true
That strange things happen
On board this ship.
But if it won't end
I'll go round the bend,
This just isn't fun
Now it has begun,
It just. Won't. End.

[forgoodfashion]

... What's really confusing is why you're singing to the tune of classic Disney songs.

[trickstermentor]

[And now another]

Noooooo idea. I don't know why,
It's a mystery, that I'll say.
Why am I stuck singing these songs?
I'd prefer the Beatles any day.

[forgoodfashion]

I'm a rather big advocate of the Beatles myself, though I have a strict no-parodying clause for them.

[trickstermentor]

[Yet another tune~]

Gosh it disturbs me to think such a thing,
Messing with pure perfection.
For what greater songwriting pair could exist
Than McCartney and John Lennon?

There's no band around I admire like them
They really knew how to perform!
Sensational musicians beyond compare,
Just one chord, and it makes my heart wa-aa-arm~

[forgoodfashion]

Gaston? Really? That's just insulting.

[trickstermentor]

[Just. Slumps. It really is exhausting keeping this up.]

[forgoodfashion]

[Kurt kinda does it for a living, so.]

I was wondering when you'd tire yourself out. I suppose you're all songed out?

[trickstermentor]

[No such luck]

I wish, I wish!
I just have no control!
I wish!
This thing wasn't so droll.
I wish
That I could stop myself
I can't stop singing
Stop this madness Kisuke now
I wish!

[forgoodfashion]

[I'd like to mention I have yet to click on any of those links and yet I still recognize ALL THOSE SONGS what is my life.

Also Kurt is pensive or something]

... Maybe you should consider duct tape.

[trickstermentor]

[IT IS A LIFE THAT HAS HAD A GLORIOUS CHILDHOOD. andIapologiseforbastardisingit.

He nods, and inclines his head in the direction of Yoruichi and speaks fast.]

I think she might if I do-

[Claps his hands over his mouth.]

[forgoodfashion]

[it's fine I bastardised them as a hobby not so long ago]

If you don't stop singing?

[trickstermentor]

I think I may find myself homeless.

[forgoodfashion]

Well, we certainly wouldn't want that.

[trickstermentor]

We certainly would not~