18 [video]
[Welcome to room 7-2. It seems to be an ordinary night... Urahara is wearing an apron and is in the kitchen, and it seems that he's about to address the guide properly when Yoruichi walks in, and things get... a little strange.]
What's for dinner?
It's- [...the word is held for longer than usual. And then. Urahara Kisuke breaks into song. To the tune of this.]
Sukiyakiteppanyakiramennabetofu!
I've made quite a lot of it you like those dishes, don't you?
If you don't then that's alright
There's some left over beef stew!
Sukiyakiteppanyakiramennabetofu!
[Yoruichi looks horrified, but it gets worse as she chimes in with: ]
Um diddle liddle liddle um diddle ai
Um diddle liddle liddle um diddle ai
[Kisuke looks like he's trying to fight the urge smirk, but he can't help it, and then he comes out with:]
It really is the strangest thing that I've ever observed,
Since earlier this afternoon we have sung every word.
It is quite unintentional, I'm sure you will agree,
It is bizarre and getting hard
To rhyme consistently!
[Yoruichi nods, and replies to a different tune.]
It's... a... weird sort of time for this stuff to be happening
Stuff to be happening
Stuff to be happening.
Because it's usually later that the drive will do its thing
In the least delightful way
This kind of thing it gets me down,
It seems they've really gone to town
In finding brand new ways to tick me off.
So Kisuke say you have a clue
Or even know what we can do.
To stop. This thing. This pesky urge to sing!
[And he replies. Again. To another different tune.]
It's something strange. And localised.
That we can sing and dance and really harmonise!
And yes to me, it's a surprise,
I don't know what to do to start on its demise.
You're kidding me! Is this a joke?
You've got to fix this, I'm at the end of my yoke!
I don't know when that I last spoke,
It almost makes me want to go off for a toke.
[ooc: These two are also victims of the perfume plot, and have been Disneyfied.]
What's for dinner?
It's- [...the word is held for longer than usual. And then. Urahara Kisuke breaks into song. To the tune of this.]
Sukiyakiteppanyakiramennabetofu!
I've made quite a lot of it you like those dishes, don't you?
If you don't then that's alright
There's some left over beef stew!
Sukiyakiteppanyakiramennabetofu!
[Yoruichi looks horrified, but it gets worse as she chimes in with: ]
Um diddle liddle liddle um diddle ai
Um diddle liddle liddle um diddle ai
[Kisuke looks like he's trying to fight the urge smirk, but he can't help it, and then he comes out with:]
It really is the strangest thing that I've ever observed,
Since earlier this afternoon we have sung every word.
It is quite unintentional, I'm sure you will agree,
It is bizarre and getting hard
To rhyme consistently!
[Yoruichi nods, and replies to a different tune.]
It's... a... weird sort of time for this stuff to be happening
Stuff to be happening
Stuff to be happening.
Because it's usually later that the drive will do its thing
In the least delightful way
This kind of thing it gets me down,
It seems they've really gone to town
In finding brand new ways to tick me off.
So Kisuke say you have a clue
Or even know what we can do.
To stop. This thing. This pesky urge to sing!
[And he replies. Again. To another different tune.]
It's something strange. And localised.
That we can sing and dance and really harmonise!
And yes to me, it's a surprise,
I don't know what to do to start on its demise.
You're kidding me! Is this a joke?
You've got to fix this, I'm at the end of my yoke!
I don't know when that I last spoke,
It almost makes me want to go off for a toke.
[ooc: These two are also victims of the perfume plot, and have been Disneyfied.]