GHOSTS ( Read more... )

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ( Read more... )

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF ( Read more... )

Yeah, It had to happen. I got 2 new T shirts today. I actually baught new clothes. I need them, so I got them. Its just that, once your favorite T shirts, have been your favorite T-Shirts for like 6 years, it might be time for a change. OH don't worry, the classics aren't going anywhere fast. Hehehe. Got your hopes up didn't I.Good old Napa will ( Read more... )

RC can Deligte:

Whut ye ned:
1 can
fire
Possum (squirl wurk two)

Get fire so that when ye spyt n it it goes swwizizkhhhklklk.
prepre possim fer eatins
rost can fer 15 minutes on fire.
wait n-til bez nyce n hot
take jouce frum possom n put marinate de can
Call de chitlins in fer supper
eet upz!

Here's what I've been working on so far today. Its not really a D per se, just that the work I turned in didn't get counted. In fact, I have no missing assignments. But here's what I have prepared:

• Walker did it
• Josh did it
• Its Josh's fault
• They give progress reports?
• What progress report?

Laundry Basket Mayhem ( Read more... )

Hello there! I'm with Scammers United, would you like the "I am with The Homeless of America, buy my 50c post cards that I ripped of a store shelf, so I can buy more drugs and continue the horible cycle of life that I live in" or my new Platinum Plan which is "I need money to by Crack"

Its a pity that there are in fact homeless people in the world ( Read more... )

Here is my kick ass play. It is funny as hell. I thought it up when I was sleeping. Ok, here it is ( Read more... )

We meet our hero, the cat Boris Zielske, in his usual state. Lying in the middle of the floor, just to get in the way. I sit on the nearby couch, reading the comics. When the silence is suddenly broken by a little kitty fart. Not just any fart mind you, a kitty fart. The most deadly of all. After a few moments of horid tension, The smell had wafted ( Read more... )