The Adventures of Boris: Episode 1

[gannondorf]

We meet our hero, the cat Boris Zielske, in his usual state. Lying in the middle of the floor, just to get in the way. I sit on the nearby couch, reading the comics. When the silence is suddenly broken by a little kitty fart. Not just any fart mind you, a kitty fart. The most deadly of all. After a few moments of horid tension, The smell had wafted away. So, boris, seeing that this would be an opportune time to do something completely random. Looks up at me, then over at the door, and gets up and walks over. I guess he heard my dad changing the cat food. But the only thing keeping him from that food, was that door. So our hero Boris, being the genious that he is, solved the door problem by...

Licking himself.

The door remained closed.

Tune in next week for the episode: Laundry Basket Mayhem