The Adventures of Boris: Episode 2
Laundry Basket Mayhem
Its a quiet, peaceful morning. I am asleep in my room. Dreaming of sugarplums and fairies dancing and what-not. When the silence is broken by a sudden:
"RWAORWW RWAAOOORR, HISSS!"
"AHHHHHHH!"
*THUD TUMBLE THUD THUD*
Silence
"GOD DAMN CAT!"
I jump out of bed and look down the bed to see my dad lying on the stairs with laundry flung all about the room. Laundry basket nearby.
"Dad! Are you ok!?!"
"Yeah, I'm...I'm OK."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, Damn't, that cat!"
"What"
"He sits there on the stairs, just sitting there, and the dum thing doesn't even move When I'm coming down with a giant basket!"
"He didn't get out of the way?"
"NO! HE didn't! I stepped right on him, and fell!"
Boris the avenger, strikes again.
Tune in next week for Episode 3:
Stinky Cat
Its a quiet, peaceful morning. I am asleep in my room. Dreaming of sugarplums and fairies dancing and what-not. When the silence is broken by a sudden:
"RWAORWW RWAAOOORR, HISSS!"
"AHHHHHHH!"
*THUD TUMBLE THUD THUD*
Silence
"GOD DAMN CAT!"
I jump out of bed and look down the bed to see my dad lying on the stairs with laundry flung all about the room. Laundry basket nearby.
"Dad! Are you ok!?!"
"Yeah, I'm...I'm OK."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, Damn't, that cat!"
"What"
"He sits there on the stairs, just sitting there, and the dum thing doesn't even move When I'm coming down with a giant basket!"
"He didn't get out of the way?"
"NO! HE didn't! I stepped right on him, and fell!"
Boris the avenger, strikes again.
Tune in next week for Episode 3:
Stinky Cat