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I have terrible insomnia, as I've mentioned before. So I got bored at 2 a.m. When that happens I like to go to www.hotornot.com , a place where people post their picture for YOU to score; 10 being hot, 1 being...not. I give everyone a 1 to drag down their score average, and also because 99% of the time they deserve a 1 anyway.

I hardly feel bad ( Read more... )

I am not a material person, but I've never wanted ANYTHING in my life more than this:

http://channels.netscape.com/news/bigpic.jsp?photoid=20060102MOJF108


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I'm going to pretend I didn't just work on this entire entry, and then lost it thanks to my shit internet connection. Nope, never happened. So let's try this again.

My old so-and-so Dave Heard came to visit me this evening. I got to wear my fishnet tights, as we were going out to dinner. My family has adopted him, so he brought "our" sister some ( Read more... )

The night started out with a landmark in the Callahan household. I am still good friends with David, a guy I used to date in college. During my time with David, my father absolutely despised him. So much so, that David was not even allowed to set foot in the house. He was made to wait outside, rain or snow, and for reasons unbeknowst to us, in ( Read more... )

I couldn't sleep last night. I tried and tried. I ended up pacing around the darkness in my house, up and down stairwells, trying to shut down my brain. Somehow, I got the idea to go online and check out chat rooms to see who I could mess with. I don't know about you, but when Instant Messenger and the internet started getting really popular, I had ( Read more... )

Last night I went out drinking (!) with Tim, Mike and Brendan. Everyone knows what it is like to drink all night and get this ravenous hunger at the night's end. So, Mike says "I have cheese at my place. Oh my god, I have SO MUCH CHEESE.You don't even know how much cheese I have son."

Tim: Great, we can have cheese and crackers.

Mike: Oh Shit, I ( Read more... )

If one true thing can be said about the internet, it is that there is something for everybody. In this particular case, that is not neccessarily a good thing:


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I know this isn't a cheery subject..but a friend gave me a link to a site where you can type in your address, and see any sex offender that lives around you. They provide photos, what they were convicted of, where they live and work ( Read more... )