Smurfs.

[gairecailin]

Last night I went out drinking (!) with Tim, Mike and Brendan. Everyone knows what it is like to drink all night and get this ravenous hunger at the night's end. So, Mike says "I have cheese at my place. Oh my god, I have SO MUCH CHEESE.You don't even know how much cheese I have son."

Tim: Great, we can have cheese and crackers.

Mike: Oh Shit, I

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OH MY FUDGE LICKING GOD

[anonymous]

THE PICS - my GOD i love the pics!!!!!!

ALL of them!
i actually HEARD violins when i scrolled down on the picture of ur lone friend walking home to have wine!!!

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[gairecailin]

I thought I saw someone like you playing the violin on the corner?? stalker

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[anonymous]

Your Journal Said: "Since when did Brooklyn become, like, the fucking Hamptons? Cheese and crackers and wine? What are we, 65 years old and avid listeners of classical music?"

Anonymous said: "....i actually HEARD violins when i scrolled down on the picture of ur lone friend walking home to have wine!!!"

You said: "I thought I saw someone like you playing the violin on the corner?? stalker"

The gods of reading comprehension said: "Jane is a moron"

Jim Said: Funny entry. The best line was "Me: I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said, I'm being blinded by your extremely red Christmas shirt." haha. PS - I wasn't the other anonymous, I just like pointing out other people's mistakes. Especially yours. <3 <3

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[gairecailin]

Yes, the reference meaning that he is a stalker andwas there under the guise of a violin player. As in, pretending he heard violins when he was actually referencing his own presence there. A humor Dave and I only seem to get- and his last name is HEARD, which was the play on words. A bad joke, yes, but one that can be comprehended if you took the few minutes to consider that perhaps you are not better than everyone else in this world. <3 <3