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Thoughts Over a Bagel, a Great Way to Reinvigorate Breakfast Time
Today's title is drawn from this fraudulent article, described as such owing to to its very disappointing bagel content (1). As such I will be forced to pick up its slack.
My whole life could be characterised by immense volumes of cereal eating. Mainly rolled oats. When I visited the USA last year for the first time, you can imagine my frustration ( Read more... ) -
Film Review - 'No Country For Old Men'
Last week I went to see 'No Country For Old Men'. It was completely excellent ( Read more... ) -
Australia Day
It is Australia Day which means my (English) supervisor has increased his attempts at doing an Australian accent. When I moved overseas I was hoping that in people's judgement of me, the fair light of Australia would reflect off me to my best advantage. Instead, apparently, people have been judging Australia by evaluating me! I'm sorry Australia ( Read more... ) -
Killing a Meme
Some dudes asked me to do this writing eight things about me thing. I don't think I have done a meme before but I'll give it a shot. How hard can it be. I am not going to pass it on though, I am the end of the line for this particular meme. Suckerzz
I recently cooked pasta for the first ever time. I put it in water and boiled it. I'm still pretty ( Read more... ) -
Metal O'Clock
This is from the zine I do for our MCR in RAW Latex!Mastodon are the biggest metal band in the world today\footnote{I have done no research to verify this fact}. So you can imagine how pumped I was as I boarded the bus to London in order to see them melt the Forum in London down to the ground. You can picture the sweat beginning to emerge on my ( Read more... ) -
A man of many words, most of them 'awes'
Recently I have been travelling. A lot of people do this for fun. What a mob of weirdos! Travelling totally sucks! You have to queue up for yonks, have your fingerprints scanned and then they gave me a body scan. Fortunately they did not detect my body's extraordinary powers; if they had, it could only have been pandemonium. The other worst thing ( Read more... ) -
TIME SOLDIER: THE FUTURE
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My journal entries used to be a lot more organised
I bought a second hand bike from a Jamaican dude, who was from the classifieds. I was pretty happy about this situation because Jamaicans are really cool people; I felt there was a spark of something special between us. We were cool, we were a little team. He had a bike that he just so happened needed to not have, I needed the self same item, it ( Read more... ) -
The Grates
So I was at this pub the other night, standing at the bar, and there was this sexy sheila there. I was giving her the once (or more) over; and she was kind of looking at me, and her look was kind of saying, "so, you gonna come have a nice chat with me?" and my look was kind of saying, "I'm not really sure yet?". You see, was she was wearing a 'The ( Read more... ) -
Shorts
My mum just spontaneously sent me a pair of bright red boardshorts all the way from Australia. It was a nice way to feel in contact, but I honestly have no idea what I'm going to do with them. My favourite pair of shorts were also bought by my Mum; they have a fly, button and a drawcord which is a really confounding combination when you need to put ( Read more... )