Australia Day
It is Australia Day which means my (English) supervisor has increased his attempts at doing an Australian accent. When I moved overseas I was hoping that in people's judgement of me, the fair light of Australia would reflect off me to my best advantage. Instead, apparently, people have been judging Australia by evaluating me! I'm sorry Australia!
I am kind of on the internet with lots of windows open regarding machine learning. I'm not really reading any of them, I was hopeful that if I just opened them all I might just read and learn something by accident. Man there is so much to learn. I feel really tired, so I pull down the blinds and try to take a nap. My jeans are kind of uncomfortable, should I take them off? I think I am too hot in this doona. Maybe I should open a window. But then those geese outside will wake me up. Far out I am obviously not going to be able to get any sleep. Wait maybe I am just tired because I have low blood sugar. When was the last time I ate any protein? I mean I had some cereal, but how much milk did I use? I probably didn't get enough protein. What can you eat that as protein though? I'll have a look in the fridge. I guess I could eat eggs, but then I'll have to separate off the yolks so I don't get too much cholesterol. I'll get an egg out. And then I drop the egg, and there is egg all over the floor. How the hell do you clean up egg. It is then I realise that I am the worst person in the universe. I have no girlfriend. I have no job. I have no assets. It's only a matter of time before people realise how awful I am and throw stuff at me. Cleaning up this egg is going to take for ever. I wish I did have a girlfriend. When I determine that if I tuck my hair behind my left ear I kind of look like a painter I could go over and show her and she would be happy. Also she would be able to fly a helicopter.
Ok what is my strategy for getting a girlfriend. Maybe if I used a more manly shampoo. Why is it so hard to find a manly shampoo in Boots. Also are you meant to stand facing the shower head or away from it if you are a man? I don't think I stand one particular way. I move around. I am like a dynamo. Unstoppable. Maybe when I get older and ladies' biological clocks start kicking in they will notice that my low testosterone non-threatening nature will actually be perfect for child-rearing. I do not have a biological clock. I have a biological sperm hose.
I am kind of on the internet with lots of windows open regarding machine learning. I'm not really reading any of them, I was hopeful that if I just opened them all I might just read and learn something by accident. Man there is so much to learn. I feel really tired, so I pull down the blinds and try to take a nap. My jeans are kind of uncomfortable, should I take them off? I think I am too hot in this doona. Maybe I should open a window. But then those geese outside will wake me up. Far out I am obviously not going to be able to get any sleep. Wait maybe I am just tired because I have low blood sugar. When was the last time I ate any protein? I mean I had some cereal, but how much milk did I use? I probably didn't get enough protein. What can you eat that as protein though? I'll have a look in the fridge. I guess I could eat eggs, but then I'll have to separate off the yolks so I don't get too much cholesterol. I'll get an egg out. And then I drop the egg, and there is egg all over the floor. How the hell do you clean up egg. It is then I realise that I am the worst person in the universe. I have no girlfriend. I have no job. I have no assets. It's only a matter of time before people realise how awful I am and throw stuff at me. Cleaning up this egg is going to take for ever. I wish I did have a girlfriend. When I determine that if I tuck my hair behind my left ear I kind of look like a painter I could go over and show her and she would be happy. Also she would be able to fly a helicopter.
Ok what is my strategy for getting a girlfriend. Maybe if I used a more manly shampoo. Why is it so hard to find a manly shampoo in Boots. Also are you meant to stand facing the shower head or away from it if you are a man? I don't think I stand one particular way. I move around. I am like a dynamo. Unstoppable. Maybe when I get older and ladies' biological clocks start kicking in they will notice that my low testosterone non-threatening nature will actually be perfect for child-rearing. I do not have a biological clock. I have a biological sperm hose.