That is the third pair of pants I have torn holes in the crotch ( Read more... )

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?

They all already have boyfriends.

I have an infatuation with Brendan Fraser.
I know that he has made a few MAJOR mistakes.
"Dudley Do-right" and  "George of the Jungle"
But, please don't hold that against him!

In my opinion he has more than made for his indiscretions.
Here is my proof.

*  In Mrs.Winterbourne
    he co-starred with Ricky Lake and Shirly Maclaine
    definite brownie points ( Read more... )

nuff:
nu ff, nu-ff, buff, snuff, Duff, Huff, Puff, cuff,
duff, guff, luff, puff, ruff, Buffy, biff, miff, muff...

"muff"... ha ha... he he...... mmmmm.

I am learning how to fire dance. 
Yes that means i will dance///// with flaming balls extended from my limbs.

I do not posses however, the natural ability of  grace or coordination
which are essential to fire dancing. I have thought of this, and have concluded that  great balls of fire swinging by my face may force me to obtain these qualities fairly ( Read more... )

SO!!!
haven't updated much lately.
I'm in a show.... "the song of the sicamous"
very cute!!
get to dance with Matt.....yes! with matt....(sigh)
JEALOUS  miark  ???.
(I'm still missing you!)

any~who,
its going well..... the audience is responding well. (AKA>>> laughing and clapping alot!@)
(british) marks birthday today.. his whole family came down to watch the ( Read more... )

Found my glasses on the dash board of my cabriolet/part-time home ( Read more... )

I have never had the desire to streak NAKED through a soccer game screaming "I love you judy" at the top of my lungs.

I can honestly say dislike being NUDE in general.
strolling naked through my home is unappealing.
I actually HATE changing in front of a mirror,
or any reflective object for that matter.

I am actually quite prudish and slightly NUDE ( Read more... )

I had to tell a total stranger how long it has been since I "got some".
granted, she was a doctor.
But she gave me this look like
(I'm 60 and I get more action than her)
And my internet is STILL down
FRICK!!

computer is down.
writing quickly at work while boss is in toilet.
i miss you internet.
have to go.