Free as a hairless cat on a harley.
I have never had the desire to streak NAKED through a soccer game screaming "I love you judy" at the top of my lungs.
I can honestly say dislike being NUDE in general.
strolling naked through my home is unappealing.
I actually HATE changing in front of a mirror,
or any reflective object for that matter.
I am actually quite prudish and slightly NUDEphobic.
With all of my NUDE hang-ups the following statement may come as a surprise.
I have the undeniable urge to drive NAKED.
I need to be naked as the day I was born.
Drive down the highway in my 85 Cabriolet,
Blare Tom Petty on my stereo.
Smile at those who notice my obvious lack of apparel.
All the while being free, as a hairless cat on a harley.
As soon as my sweet boyfriend recovers from his illness,
When his heart becomes stronger.
I WILL drive NUDE.
"death by NAKED girlfriend" is just not very pretty.