"skinny bitch....!"
That is the third pair of pants I have torn holes in the crotch.
How did I ever manage to be in denial about being fat.
It wasn't my fat thighs that wore through the pants...
no, it was the damn manufacturers.
They used the cheap fabric on inside to save money. JERKS!
I should have known I was chubby and bitter when I started murmuring
"....skinny bitch!" all the time
meh.... thank god for Jenny
The only thing is that, I have this fear that Jenny has spies.
and they are watching me eat non-jenny food.
One of these nights they'll meet me in a dark ally
in their polyester suits.....
"We have been watching you" they'll say
"Jenny doesn't like cheaters"
"Do you know what we do to CHEATERS?"
...(shudder)
I hate dieting.
How did I ever manage to be in denial about being fat.
It wasn't my fat thighs that wore through the pants...
no, it was the damn manufacturers.
They used the cheap fabric on inside to save money. JERKS!
I should have known I was chubby and bitter when I started murmuring
"....skinny bitch!" all the time
meh.... thank god for Jenny
The only thing is that, I have this fear that Jenny has spies.
and they are watching me eat non-jenny food.
One of these nights they'll meet me in a dark ally
in their polyester suits.....
"We have been watching you" they'll say
"Jenny doesn't like cheaters"
"Do you know what we do to CHEATERS?"
...(shudder)
I hate dieting.