♓ t)(ird GLUB [video//action]

[freeglub]

[ In the middle of Lander Boulevard is a curious sight. It seems that, over the past few nights, someone has been steadily building up what appears to be a pile of Blobfish, rubble, and clothes hangers. But now, on Valentide’s eve, it has been completed

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[lonelyglub]

THE TWWO OF YOU ARE GOING TO DO WWHAT!?!?!

[freeglub]

DON'T YOU DAR---E START CARPING AT M-E FOR SP---ENDING TID-E WIT)( MY MAT-ESPRIT!!!

[lonelyglub]

I CAN CARP WWHAT I WWANT
ITS A LITTLE THING CALLED RUBBIN IT IN MY FACE WWHEN YOU GO AND WWALLOWW WWITH HIM
NO ONE WWANTS TO SEE
ESPECIALLY NOT ME

[freeglub]

I would invite you to t)(e pile if I didn't t)(ink you'd fig)(t wit)( Sollux.

[eroslegy]

……… What.

text;

[freeglub]

O)(!
I remember you!
You glubbed a weird language!
I )(ope you )(ave a GR-----EAT Valentide's day!

text;

[eroslegy]

you are the one with weird language!

text;

[freeglub]

Glub glub!!

So, let's glub aout more important stuff!
Like
W)(o's your matesprit? Do you know yet? 38)

/action

[p2iioniic]

you fiinii2hed iit.

[ Just give him a minute, he's trying to figure out how to best find a place to wallow on this pile. Eventually he just... falls backwards into the pile. But okay yeah, that works.]

/action

[freeglub]

Today's a reely important vacation for t)(e )(umans!
So I t)(oug)(t I s)(ould get it done in time to C-EL--EBRAT-E!
Is it comfy enoug)( for your sensitive )(usk? )(e)(e)(e!

[p2iioniic]

ii landed on one of the hanger2 and iit'2 2tiickiing riight iin my back--

[He moves around a LOT, fidgeting and pushing around but EVENTUALLY, he settles down for real this time.]

oh 2o we're celebratiing human vacatiion2 now.
not that ii
don't liike thii2 or anythiing.
...
thank2, ff.

[And now he feels terrible because he didn't do anything for her...]

[freeglub]

Glub!

[ After that happy exclamation, and once Sollux is properly settled, she'll wallow over, facing him. She can sense that glum mood from a mile away, so she begins preemptive measures against it.

Mainly by stretching one corner of his mouth into a smile. ]

Don't you start moping on me!

[vanoranje]

The hell is that.

[freeglub]

A PIL----E!

[vanoranje]

A pile of what.

[freeglub]

Ummmmmmm.
I'm not all t)(at sure w)(at's in )(ere, actually!

[twinned_clone]

What is the pile for?

[freeglub]

Naps, glubbing about your feelings, getting to know t)(e ones you care about, blobfis)( jumps, ---EV-ERYT)(ING!

[twinned_clone]

[...] Oh, kind of like a sofa. Are the blobfish for eating?

[freeglub]

...

I, u)(.

Actually wouldn't want to eat one of t)(ese t)(ings. 38?