♓ t)(ird GLUB [video//action]

[freeglub]

[ In the middle of Lander Boulevard is a curious sight. It seems that, over the past few nights, someone has been steadily building up what appears to be a pile of Blobfish, rubble, and clothes hangers. But now, on Valentide’s eve, it has been completed

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[lonelyglub]

THE TWWO OF YOU ARE GOING TO DO WWHAT!?!?!

[freeglub]

DON'T YOU DAR---E START CARPING AT M-E FOR SP---ENDING TID-E WIT)( MY MAT-ESPRIT!!!

[lonelyglub]

I CAN CARP WWHAT I WWANT
ITS A LITTLE THING CALLED RUBBIN IT IN MY FACE WWHEN YOU GO AND WWALLOWW WWITH HIM
NO ONE WWANTS TO SEE
ESPECIALLY NOT ME

[freeglub]

I would invite you to t)(e pile if I didn't t)(ink you'd fig)(t wit)( Sollux.

[lonelyglub]

wwell guess wwhat i wwouldnt wwant to join the twwo of you anywways
you treat me like im some stupid grub despite the fact that ivve helped you countless a times
countless a times because you asked
feedin your lusus and stuff and i nevver expected anythin in return but
MAYBE YOU WWISH I WWAS NEVVER EVVEN HATCHED CAUSE YOU TREAT SOL ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY FEF
huh maybe i should havve nevver been hatched and pupated

[freeglub]

-----ERIDAN!!!!
T)(AT IS JUST STUPID AND YOU KNOW IT'S STUPID SO )(OW ABOUT YOU S)(UT YOUR BLOW )(OL---------E B--EFOR-E YOU START GLUBBING T)(INGS W-E BOT)( R---EGR--ET!
DON'T -EV--EN SAY T)(INGS LIK--E T)(AT!!!!!!!!

[lonelyglub]

all im askin for is a little RESPECT from felloww royalty
wwe both knoww that i could vvery wwell just change tides easily and finish the half finned job of the fuckass who tried to desolate and destroy this city
but guess wwhat
i havvent yet because i respect that you dont wwant to see death decay and destruction in a city that is already plagued wwith such

[freeglub]

Sig)()()()(.
I know t)(at, -Eridan.
And I'm t)(ankful t)(at you don't.
And I'm t)(ankful you )(elped out wit)( feeding my lusus--
It was a )(ard job, but you were always around to )(elp out!

T)(at's w)(y I took care of you w)(ile you were sick!
And t)(at's w)(y I keep you out of trouble!
T)(at's w)(y I wanted us to be moirails again!
So I can K--E---EP you from netting yourself too muc)( trouble!!

[lonelyglub]

and i appreciate it that youvve kept me from eatin more rocks and makin such a tool out of myself
but you hang all ovver sol noww
its like you changed
i cant glub wwith felloww royalty like i used to anymore
instead i havve to go off to kill someone or get lost in the land of stupid and coconuts
to get your attention

[freeglub]

We live in t)(e same )(ive.
Just come over and glub at me sometides!

[lonelyglub]

you hang ovver sol like a lusus protectin a retarded grub
howw can i talk to you wwhen that assfish is right there

[freeglub]

If you want me to spend more time wit)( you, all you )(ave to do is ASK, -Eridan.
It's not t)(at )(ard.

[lonelyglub]

yes it is

[freeglub]

We're moirails.
We're supposed to GLUB wit)( eac)( otter.

[lonelyglub]

yeah but
nevvermind
im headin out
dont wworry im not goin back to the land of stupid and coconuts
im just goin to be by the sea
havve fun in your pile or wwhatevver

[freeglub]

Before you go, c)(eck under t)(e couc)(.
I got you somet)(ing.

[ HE WILL FIND A CRAPPY BOX OF CHOCOLATES. MOST OF THE CHOCOLATES ARE GONE OR JUST GROSS. SHE HAS NO IDEA IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT IT OR NOT. ]