Your name is STALKER ANON and you have stumbled across this journal. Upon your stumble you thought it would be a brilliant idea to stalk this GILL JOY TROLL. But you wish that there was an easier way that would allow you to restart you game with the use of a LOG LIST to stalk everything he has ever done in his life. If only there was such a list ( Read more... )

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

ladies and gentlemen ( Read more... )

okay lets get this one thing straight neww landlickers
i am king of the lake
it is me
so that means hands off the lake
i havve befriended the deadly creature wwho dwwells in the bottom murky depths
and he is hostile as am i!!
wwe wwill use force to removve you at once if wwe must

begone!

-- [CCA] RIGHT NOW opened a memo on board DOOMSDAY K-9 DETECTIVE AGENCY --

HAVVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKASS? [The communicator turns on to video to reveal a face so horrible it would make children cry and weep and wish that they were never born to behold such horrid ugliness. That face also happens to be Jack Noir who, might I add, is drawn wearing a ( Read more... )

[ Buildings and pavement flash by on the screen in a frequently fast rhythm followed by heavy breathing. Eventually, the screen goes black and all is silent. And then-] Oh cod. Oh cod. Oh cod. He's here! He's fuckin here! [Eridan's face shows up on the screen, his glasses are array on his face and he is clearly out of breath from running. One might ( Read more... )

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

you probably saww wwhat the captain of dumpasses said (dontcallmegolbut come on wwere stronger then that ( Read more... )

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

oh cod not again wwhat the fuck do you wwant spero ( Read more... )

IM A TROLL!!!!

and im collectin cocanuts
just look at howw many gog damn cocanuts ivve collected mudafucks
i am an unstopable mashine and you canot stop me
your stuped soul is rued!
you dont undrstand the wworries of a plain crash survvivver
this isnt like the game of survvivver wwhere you must out last the out casts
do you here me?

I AM A TROLL ( Read more... )

[ Sup Discedo, did you miss Eri? Well Eri has something important to say. Lo and behold purple blood oozing from his ripped up arm which he is desperately trying to hold down onto but with, alas, no hope.]

DONT TRUST TAVV ( Read more... )

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

oh great glub you just rain in here by the thousands ( Read more... )