♓ t)(ird GLUB [video//action]

[freeglub]

[ In the middle of Lander Boulevard is a curious sight. It seems that, over the past few nights, someone has been steadily building up what appears to be a pile of Blobfish, rubble, and clothes hangers. But now, on Valentide’s eve, it has been completed

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[p2iioniic]

you fiinii2hed iit.

[ Just give him a minute, he's trying to figure out how to best find a place to wallow on this pile. Eventually he just... falls backwards into the pile. But okay yeah, that works.]

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[freeglub]

Today's a reely important vacation for t)(e )(umans!
So I t)(oug)(t I s)(ould get it done in time to C-EL--EBRAT-E!
Is it comfy enoug)( for your sensitive )(usk? )(e)(e)(e!

[p2iioniic]

ii landed on one of the hanger2 and iit'2 2tiickiing riight iin my back--

[He moves around a LOT, fidgeting and pushing around but EVENTUALLY, he settles down for real this time.]

oh 2o we're celebratiing human vacatiion2 now.
not that ii
don't liike thii2 or anythiing.
...
thank2, ff.

[And now he feels terrible because he didn't do anything for her...]

[freeglub]

Glub!

[ After that happy exclamation, and once Sollux is properly settled, she'll wallow over, facing him. She can sense that glum mood from a mile away, so she begins preemptive measures against it.

Mainly by stretching one corner of his mouth into a smile. ]

Don't you start moping on me!

[p2iioniic]

[ It only slightly helps. He's still in a bit of a downswing. ]

ii diidn't get you anythiing.
ii diidn't thiink you'd go do 2omethiing for me iin the name of a human vacatiion.
but ii mean duh why wouldn't you. you love human2.
2o ii 2hould have realiized iit.
2orry.

[freeglub]

You don't )(AV---E to get me anyt)(ing! T)(at's t)(e point of t)(is vacation!

[ This isn't working... NEW TACTIC. ]

If you're still )(ooked on not getting me somet)(ing, t)(en you smiling would be t)(e perfect gift!
I did t)(is to see you )(appy!!
AND I'D B-ETT--ER G---ET MY )(APPY SOLLUX!!

[p2iioniic]

[ He looks at her for a few seconds, but then-- he cracks a small smile. ]

thii2 ii2 blackmaiil.

[freeglub]

I don't even care! )(e)(e)(e!

[ She'll, of course, smile back. Reach out, grab a hand. ]

Want to take a nap?
T)(ere aren't any dream bubbles )(ere, but naps are always fun.

[p2iioniic]

[He'll hold her hand back, and continue to smile. As far as taking naps in piles of random things, this one isn't too bad. The blobfish are slimy but trolls sleep in slime constantly, so that's normal.]

yeah.
ii don't thiink that 2ound2 liike a bad iidea.

[freeglub]

[ She'll snuggle closer, since, well, wet blobfish are pretty chilly, you know? ]

See you in a bit.

[p2iioniic]

[ In response to the snuggling closer, he rests his forehead against hers lightly, because lol crown in the way, and closes his eyes. ]

[freeglub]

[ THUS BEGINS ONE OF THE MOST ADORABLE NAPS IN DISCEDO HISTORY. ]

[LOCKED TO SOLLUX 20%]

[lonelyglub]

[CUE PRIVATE LOCKED MESSAGE FROM ERIDAN TO SOLLUX WITH NO LOVE.

ONLY HATE.]

wwhat shes really sayin is that she wwants somethin
but youre such a cheap fuckass arent you
wwont evven get fef somethin in return and fef does evverythin for you
wwhat are you
a big unhatched egg
get ovver yourself or else youre goin to lose your quadrant

[LOCKED // 20%]

[p2iioniic]

II ALREADY 2AIID II DIIDN'T THIINK 2HE'D

...

ii know.
ii fucked up.
ii'm goiing two make iit up two her 2o GET OFF MY BULGE ABOUT IIT.

[LOCKED // 20%]

[lonelyglub]

wwell wwhile youre sittin wwastin your time in the blobpile a fish
i am jumpin in on the game and getting her somethin far more nice than you could evver find
howw pathetic that the moriail quadrant is gettin a little FLUSHED wwhile the matesprit quadrant growws pale

[LOCKED // 20%]

[p2iioniic]

wow.
ii can't beliieve you ju2t went there.
ii ju2t had your a22 2aved and you're 2tiill tryiing two break me and ff up.
here'2 a hiint.
even iif you get her 2omethiing that'2 not goiing two change her feeliing2.
2he'2 not liike that.