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freakinblur

49th Inning

Jun 14, 2011 12:02

[So what happens when Scout has too many drinks at the bar, wanders outside, feels a bit bored and spots a phone booth? CRANK CALLS. That's what ( Read more... )

muahahaha, what is this i don't even, is your refridgerator running, cpt immaturity strikes again

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ooeeooahah June 14 2011, 16:15:38 UTC

Please tell me you aren't driving, hon.

freakinblur June 14 2011, 16:18:38 UTC

Driving?! There's no steering wheel in this phone booth, toots.

ooeeooahah June 14 2011, 16:32:00 UTC

Oh, good - you didn't find that other booth.

[ Okay, so this was somebody who didn't automatically think "cell phone" when someone drunk-dialed. He sounded familiar, but not somebody she knew by name yet. ]

You got somebody to make sure you get home all right?

freakinblur June 14 2011, 17:08:06 UTC

Wait I got one, it's uh, "You ain't--" I mean, "I ain't as think as you drunk I am!" I'm fine, seriously!

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freedomofwomen June 14 2011, 16:27:08 UTC

[ ... So not amused. ]

My, it seems I have a true comedic genius on the line here, hm?

freakinblur June 14 2011, 17:07:16 UTC

Hell yes, I am the next Flip freakin' Wilson, ain't I? Wait wait wait, I got one fer ya. Who shaves 25 times a day and still has a beard? A barber! Get it! [Insert drunk laughter here]

freedomofwomen June 14 2011, 18:19:46 UTC

Sure, sure, I get it. You should probably go find your way home though before you pass out on the streets.

freakinblur June 14 2011, 18:56:44 UTC

Pffft! C'mon lady, I ain't that bad. Geez! Lighten up. Here, lemme tell ya another one. Whattaya call a cracked window? A pane in the glass!

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ra_ra_razputin June 14 2011, 16:29:33 UTC

[Two can play at this game, Scout!]

Nope, haven't seen 'em! By the way, do you have Prince Albert in a can?

freakinblur June 14 2011, 17:09:53 UTC

Oh wait, I do! GUESS I BETTER LET HIM OUT! [Raz, this is why he likes you.]

ra_ra_razputin June 14 2011, 19:19:09 UTC

While you're doing that, better check to see if your refrigerator's running!

freakinblur June 15 2011, 01:48:01 UTC

FFFfffat chance, I'm faster than that thing! Hahaha!

femtags June 14 2011, 16:45:15 UTC

I think someone needs to stop drinking for a couple of hours.

freakinblur June 14 2011, 17:11:19 UTC

I think someone needs to... find me more beer. Yes.

Anyway, that wasn't funny. I want jokes, pally!

femtags June 14 2011, 17:38:14 UTC

I think you might have had enough...

...Knock, Knock!

freakinblur June 14 2011, 18:57:10 UTC

Oh, oh! Who's there?!

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aliensinyour June 14 2011, 16:55:58 UTC

... Are you drunk or simply bored?

freakinblur June 14 2011, 17:12:18 UTC

Little 'a column A an' a little 'a column B. Anyway, it's your turn. Hit me with a joke. Bet you can't make me laugh!

[Actually he'll laugh at just about anything right now.]

aliensinyour June 15 2011, 02:05:27 UTC

Alright. Did you ever hear that joke about why the chicken crossed the road...?

freakinblur June 15 2011, 13:01:49 UTC

Of course! Everyone knows that one.