49th Inning

[freakinblur]

[So what happens when Scout has too many drinks at the bar, wanders outside, feels a bit bored and spots a phone booth? CRANK CALLS. That's what

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[viridian_knight]

Sure you're not looking for Amanda Huginkiss?

[freakinblur]

Why would I b-- OH! I get it! [He starts laughing.] Good one, pally! Or how about... Ivana Tinkle.

[viridian_knight]

I don't think she's home. You should try asking Ileane Wright what she knows about Mike Rotch though.

[freakinblur]

I think that guy's friends with Mike Hunt, ain't he? And... Anita Beer.

[godisachild]

Dunno. He friends with Olivier Clothesof?

[freakinblur]

I think he knows Hugh Jass!

[freakinblur]

Aw, c'mon! That was so tame! That ain't even the worst I can tell.

[freakinblur]

I know like... six thousand dirty jokes. Like a ton of 'em. My God, does our Demoman know like a million of them.

[un_beau_coquin]

[He was so tempted to hang up when he recognized that voice, especially with the drunken slur it has, but hey wait a minute he actually knows that voice.]

Since when were you old enough to drink?

[freakinblur]

Since I said I was!

[He's too drunk and thinks it's BLU Spy at the moment.]

[un_beau_coquin]

And your own words managed to sway zhe law? My, my, maybe zhis place 'as allowed you to grow into a big boy.

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[freakinblur]

Hey! I AM law in this town, pally, remember! Imma freakin' cop! Goddamn, that will always be funny. I--

[radiant_will]

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Beep.

[freakinblur]

No! What! Kallen, pick up! You should come out to the bar!

[radiant_will]

No offense, but I don't think it's really my, uh. Scene.

[freakinblur]

Yeah, I know, this bar sucks. That's why ya should come hang out, that'd make it better.