49th Inning

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[So what happens when Scout has too many drinks at the bar, wanders outside, feels a bit bored and spots a phone booth? CRANK CALLS. That's what

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I think someone needs to stop drinking for a couple of hours.

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I think someone needs to... find me more beer. Yes.

Anyway, that wasn't funny. I want jokes, pally!

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I think you might have had enough...

...Knock, Knock!

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Oh, oh! Who's there?!

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A little old lady!

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OH. I don't know this one. Little ol' lady who!

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I didn't know you could yodel!

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[There's a brief moment of silence before he busts out laughing.]

Oh man, ya got me there!

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Glad that I could make you laugh there!

Am I suppose to tell another joke and keep it going?

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No no no! 'S my turn! Hey, where does a catcher sit for dinner? BEHIND THE PLATE.

[Bad baseball jokes. He's full of those.]

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[But Minako still laughed either way]

That's a good one, I never heard of a joke like that before!

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Oh ya like that one? Why's it so hot in White Sox Park? Cuz there ain't any fans!

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[A pause, it took a while for Minako to get it but...he can hear her giggling over the phone]

It seems like you know a lot about baseball!

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Damn right I do. I'm tha best at playin' it, an' I'm the best at... knowin' stuff about it.

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I don't know a lot about baseball! For me, I just know tennis!

So tell me, how does baseball work?

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Tennis? Naw, that ain't no good. Use that arm to swing a bat, not a racquet.

Well ya know, there's pitchets, an' batters, an' catchers, an' ya hit the ball an' ya run bases 'n' stuff!

[He is way too sloshed to explain it all.]