по дорожке бежит девочка, лет 5. за ней на велосипеде едет вторая, явно сестра, лет 7, и следит за меньшей.

старшая младшей: "ну я прям не знаю, а что если с тобой что-нибудь случится, да еще в день рождения, осторожно! какая же ты у меня легкохарактерная!!"

-подслушано в москве, коптево

at 11:54 AM EST, dealt by the Hackensack Court of the State of New Jersey, we are now divorced.
bow down or bow out.

1. Courier comes to your house without ringing doorbell or calling your cellphone.
2. Courier forgets to leave a note.
3. Tracking number input on phone to customer service machine results in direct re-route to Operator - tracking number tracking apparently does not work on phone
4. Operator resides in the UK and does not want to deal with ( Read more... )

so after spending almost 2 months backpacking through europe, i am thinking of changing pace (thanks lubs!) ... anyone wanna come to alaska?

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Alaska Loop - 14 Days
Explore this majestic world of temperate rainforests, snow-capped mountains, and crystal-clear seas - home to abundant and untouched wildlife. The Green Tortoise Alaska Loop ( Read more... )

i thought i'd post a summary of my plans after the mba, clearly taking advantage of the time off, for those that are interested and perhaps want to join in somewhere:

april 4-22: japan
april 22-may 11: barcelona
may 12-june 30: slovenia to greece tournee
july: among ideas being tossed around are GB, teaching english in peru, el camino de santiago and ( Read more... )

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TODAY, FINALLY, AFTER A WHOLE YEAR OF WAITING ... THE MULTI-KULTI IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DON´T WAIT UP.

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

via fomina

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