♎ S33R: 4CQU1R3 BOX

[foretastes]

( downtown mayfield )

[Terezi is an excellent student, according to herself. She has always been a diligent learner. After all, nobody else knows Alternian law as well as she does, and she might go so far as to say that she may just be the only troll who has mastered all 413 noose-tying techniques. Not to brag or anything. Just saying

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B

[perfectvoice]

That's a milkshake.

[Never fear, your senior is here! And looking rather unimpressed.]

[foretastes]

Oh. Right! Surprisingly delicious for containing bovine fluids.

Downtown

[chastesaw]

*Kanaya is rounding a corner, and--

--coming face to face with the most hideous thing she's ever seen in recent memory.* ...what.

[foretastes]

[YOU HAVE NO APPRECIATION FOR TRUE ART KANAYA

NONE AT ALL

Terezi remains hidden inside her box, going very still.]

[chastesaw]

*It's a cardboard box, though. And she needs one for her assignment.

And nobody is around to claim it. So Kanaya's just sort of... discreetly wandering closer.* Why would someone allow Terezi to deface a perfectly nice cubic container?

[foretastes]

['it's not defacing!!!' Terezi wants to yell, but she doesn't. she must remain perfectly still and silent.

the box does not move.]

(downtown) SHUT UP I CHANGED MY MIND

[coolbowtie]

[The Doctor is noticing this box! And of course, being an intergalactic genius, he can tell who the box belongs too. But playing along is just that much more fun.]

Well, that's a bit strange isn't it? A nicely decorated box just left here all alone. Can't imagine why.

IT'S NOT OK X-(

[foretastes]

[the box stays very still, even though Terezi wants to jump out and yell HI DOCTOR, WANT TO COME INSIDE MY COOL BOX.]

DEAL WIF IT

[coolbowtie]

[Pretends to walk down the street like a normal person who hasn't a care in the world.

Except he really sucks that and walks into a post.]

[foretastes]

[and Terezi, following him not very discreetly in her box, walks into the Doctor walking into a post.]

(b)

[stealsluck]

[And here is your coworker, looking at you WITH UTTER ANNOYANCE. This would be fun if the old, fat human wasn't always yelling at her for every mistake.]

Oh my gog, Pyrope. You are an embarrassment to watch, do you know that? It's taking everything in me to resist running out of the room to avoid being seen with you!

[foretastes]

[Terezi narrowly manages to avoid being soaked in milkshake and turns towards Vriska, aiming one wheeled foot at her in a kick at her shins.] You're no better! Ugh, why do I have to work with you?

[stealsluck]

[Vriska spins out of the way.]

That's my line! I didn't ask for this stupid human timewaster.

[foretastes]

Neither did I! By the way, I sniffed it out and I happen to look much cuter in this dumb uniform than you do.

c)

[crusthatecean]

[Well, he heard about her new job, so he's stopping by towards the end of her shift! He was going to make her wait on him, but apparently she's not even trying to do what she's supposed to do.]

[foretastes]

[WOW, KARKAT, YOU ARE SO NICE. really. such a romantic.

Terezi doesn't notice him stopping by, so she continues to doodle boredly. it is a drawing of a dragon biting a house's roof off, exposing the tiny, vulnerable humans inside. she starts on the next panel, in which the dragon captures all the humans.]

[crusthatecean]

[Like she would do any less...

Coming over to her booth.]

Are they actually paying you for this?

[foretastes]

[yeah but who wouldn't with Karkat's bodacious ass in a waitress uniform

she looks up, surprised.] Huh? Hi, Karkat! What are you doing here!