♎ S33R: 4CQU1R3 BOX

[foretastes]

( downtown mayfield )

[Terezi is an excellent student, according to herself. She has always been a diligent learner. After all, nobody else knows Alternian law as well as she does, and she might go so far as to say that she may just be the only troll who has mastered all 413 noose-tying techniques. Not to brag or anything. Just saying

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[stealsluck]

[And here is your coworker, looking at you WITH UTTER ANNOYANCE. This would be fun if the old, fat human wasn't always yelling at her for every mistake.]

Oh my gog, Pyrope. You are an embarrassment to watch, do you know that? It's taking everything in me to resist running out of the room to avoid being seen with you!

[foretastes]

[Terezi narrowly manages to avoid being soaked in milkshake and turns towards Vriska, aiming one wheeled foot at her in a kick at her shins.] You're no better! Ugh, why do I have to work with you?

[stealsluck]

[Vriska spins out of the way.]

That's my line! I didn't ask for this stupid human timewaster.

[foretastes]

Neither did I! By the way, I sniffed it out and I happen to look much cuter in this dumb uniform than you do.

[stealsluck]

If only you could look in a mirror.

[foretastes]

I will get more human tips than you! Definitely.

[stealsluck]

Probably because they'll think you have a weird skin disease!!!!!!!!

[foretastes]

You're the weird-looking one, with that squishy human body!

[stealsluck]

Hehehe, but that's what guys here prefer, you know!!!!!! That's why I get all the attention from the human males here. All of it.

[foretastes]

Hehehehe, you're way too delusional! It's kind of sad!

[stealsluck]

The only thing that's sad is the looks on the faces of everyone at your tables!!!!!!! I think they might cry at any second if they have too keep looking at you!

[foretastes]

Shut up! I can smell tears and I smell none right now. Just your body odor. [shoves her...]