I'm planning on getting a new livejournal. Maybe one I'll actually post in on a regular basis. I think I've just got, you know, bad stigma attached to this one. I'm not going to be particularly selective in the friendage...but if you're not friended don't get all offended because you should already know I don't really care about you/don't actually ( Read more... )

I think my cats might be eating fermented nuclear waste. I can think of no other explanation for the smells emanating from their litter box ( Read more... )

All my cats are sleeping, Matt's at work and I'm very hungry, sad and lonely ( Read more... )

Home sweet home!

I <3 24 hours on planes. Mmmmmm ( Read more... )

My family and I bringing a little bit of the 'hood to the tiny medieval town of Casole d'Elsa in Tuscany. We're staying in a kickass villa and making fantastic food ( Read more... )

The Pope basically called me a whore.

That bitch.

Overall Best Thing About France: Dogs in stores, dogs in restaurants, dogs in cars, dogs on vacation...I heart French dogs ( Read more... )

I got French food poisoning. It differs from American food poisoning in that the people I'm staying with seem to have no understanding of how unpleasant vomiting is. Do you know what I get to do tomorrow to calm the vicious nausea? Do you ( Read more... )

I know that some day I want to live in Europe, and every day I change my mind on which country I prefer. So far I think that the south of France is really perfect...I like the climate and the people and I really love the French culture. But what always holds me back is the filth. Europe is so dirty...and not even just the old bits...the new stuff ( Read more... )

So somehow this morning I ended up riding through the French countryside on horseback. I am not dead. Nothing is broken. This is possibly one of the most amazing things since the dawn of time. She who wears a different cast every couple of months rode up and down a very steep rocky ledge on a horse is totally and completely unharmed. Applause, ( Read more... )