Ok, ok. To all the cavemen who speak strangely broken English and can't spell worth a damn ( Read more... )

The Binder & Binder commercials are officially the creepiest commercials i've ever seen. It's like how i feel when the 50 year olds in all of my classes try to make a joke but clearly it is a joke for fifty year olds about having teenagers or something, or about how they saw "this one thing on mythbusters" and then they talk for twenty minutes ( Read more... )

Dear Internet,

You are entertaining sometimes and are filled with illegal music, but YOU are A FUCK. You are a huge motherfucking fuck.

I'm going to murder whoever let eight-year-olds write shit on the internet.

Thanks for your time.

-Me

Hello?

So i guess i haven't really done this in a while and i know it's really just asking for trouble but oh well here goes;
(I put it behind a cut so that you have no reason to complain to me about how i am stupid or elitist)
( Death Cab For Cutie; what does that even mean? )

Having been borderline sick for the past three years, i have discovered one of earth's greatest ummm discoveries ( Read more... )

so i've been thinking about this for quite some time now but i still can't figure it out ( Read more... )

It's November 8 and i'm already kind of amped about the disgusting concoction which is Eggnog!

So it occurred to me that it has been well over three months since I returned from japan and I have yet to show anyone any photographs. So come along for the journey that is “Japanese attempts at English”

( Arigato Gozaimas )

could god throw a baseball so far that even he could not catch it?
answer: infinity is only a theory

could god write a Taking Back Sunday song so bad that even he could not stand to listen to it?
answer: yes.