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If i ever met Nelly on the street and he appeared to be in somewhat of a hurry i would look him square in the eyes and say in my most serious and concerned tone "I would assume you are not from Russia, so if i may pry; why are you rushing?"

and then i'd taser him.

i'd taser him for that song. ooooh satisfaction

anyone who has ever had the brilliant idea to drink a soda after consuming a spicy pepper such as a jalapeno knows well that the two do not go together. and even if you haven't consumed these two together, you could -using basic logic- deduce that an acidic soda probably does not help an acidic/spicy pepper ( Read more... )

i went on WebMD.com last night. clickity click. i did a self diagnosis test because i thought i was (am) passive aggressive. as it turns out i didn't even know what passive aggression was. i thought passive aggression was like being bipolar, except instead of flipping between depression and hypo-mania you would switch between being passive and ( Read more... )

so i watched 28 days later approximately five times in a row, then had the sweetest zombie dream ever in which i ran from zombies for at least two hours, and then when i woke up i felt the strangest urge to buy a machete. and THEN i came up with the idea for this:

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I really hate to do this here on lj but I AM MISSING MY iPOD. I don't know if it was stolen or if someone took it by accident and i honestly don't care at this point. I just want it back. It is a 30gb iPod photo and it is in a white silicone case. I set it down at Tessah's party and when i went back to get it it was gone and since then, no one has ( Read more... )

i like DONGzzZzzZ ( ; ~~~~~<========3

EDIT: This is clearly not something i would write. Only Brian H. could create something like this. Represent.

Oh sweet jesus. I had no idea diatomaceous earth was made of tiny sea creatures!! The first eighteen years of my life feel like a lie! I guess i never really questioned what diatomes were but DEAR LORD. anyway.

What a world, what a world.

Pseudo Art or Total Crap?
( I'm almost artistic )

so basically this is what i do when i'm supposed to be analyzing a fourteen page essay about nothing.


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